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hoover pipe
rollin72:
I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over your forks so you can knock on a race crown, but don't use a lump hammer as it disfigures it a bit and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming "wtf are you doing to my hoover" and don't knock on said race crown on laminate flooring as it dents it to fook...my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:
Devilock:
--- Quote from: rollin72 on May 02, 2013, 09:18 PM ---I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over your forks so you can knock on a race crown, but don't use a lump hammer as it disfigures it a bit and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming "wtf are you doing to my hoover"...my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:
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;D
James Nada:
Best thing is a short length of scaffolding tube (the older, thinner type, not the the newer thicker type). It CAN take a lump hammer.
NORTY40:
--- Quote from: rollin72 on May 02, 2013, 09:18 PM ---I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over the end of your cock, but don't use too much suction as it disfigures your bell end and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming "wtf are you doing to my hoover" .......... best blowy i have had for a long time .. my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:
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:shocked: :shocked:
rollin72:
--- Quote from: James Nada on May 02, 2013, 09:22 PM ---Best thing is a short length of scaffolding tube (the older, thinner type, not the the newer thicker type). It CAN take a lump hammer.
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why when you can just use the hoover ;D
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--- Quote from: rollin72 on May 02, 2013, 09:18 PM ---I have discovered that the metal hoover pipe arm thing off a Vax hoover fits perfectly over the end of your cock, but don't use too much suction as it disfigures your bell end and make sure your missus has definitely gone out and is not lurking so she cant come in screaming "wtf are you doing to my hoover" .......... best blowy i have had for a long time .. my tip of the day :LolLolLolLol:
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:shocked: :shocked:
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sussed me out ;D
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