What people say in their sales posts....

[snoopy72]

^^^ same guy that didn't know anything about but  sold the Cook Bros Uni clamp and fork for $1500 

His knowledge is still very limited 

[Ste]

'Mat HoffmanS ACTUAL BIKE'

[Gnarlyscoots]

'Landing Gear' fork......

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SE-RACING-LANDING-GEAR-RED-BMX-BIKE-FORKS-MID-OLD-SCHOOL-HUTCH-PK-RIPPER-GT-/400940563980?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5d59eb7e0c

Someone sends the guy a question >> 
Q: Those aren't landing gear forks. I could be wrong but I think they are from the company called Standard. Somebody has just put some landing gear stickers on them.

Sellers reply >>  A: THANKS for sharing the excellent info! Dan

But he still never updated his auction listing     

[Retrodan72]

'All original' in the description - dripping with parts not even worthy if the Landar label. 

I sent a seller on eBay once a message telling him that his listing description was inaccurate. He was selling a '1986' Dyno Compe, I told him that his bike was actually a 1998. He sent a snotty message back asking me how come I was such an expert? I replied telling him that I was no expert, but as I'd built the bike, knew its history, his tune soon changed. 

[thebigdog]

"Impossible to find in this condition........"
But you are selling one in that condition and I just found your advert

[snoopy72]

This was a good one I read today,   it was in an ad for a motorcycle.

Summer use only !!! comes with extra's including heated grips 

[fugazi]

For sale VW Polo, mint condition

[Gnarlyscoots]

This was a good one I read today,   it was in an ad for a motorcycle.

Summer use only !!! comes with extra's including heated grips 

 

For sale VW Polo, mint condition

'Fresh'   

[phantom photon]

Prototype 

[pickle]

I could actually use that one though 

[Gnarlyscoots]

" I can't be arsed to take new pictures so here is one of the complete bike I took 2 years ago. All that is for sale on it is the chain link".

[pickle]

 

[oldschoolace]

"it's what it owes me!" 

[pickle]

Yeah that's a cracker 

[Gnarlyscoots]

"it's what it owes me!" 

Plus my profit, postage materials that I got free, bus fare to the PO whilst on my way to work, wear and tear to the soles of my shoes. Oh, and the electric and water I used getting ready for taking your package to the PO 

[oldschoolace]

Exactly Terry! What if you bought it nos, what if you paid too much cos you're a noob or an idiot, what of you smoke like a chimney and now the pads/grips/tyres etc stink, what if the prices of that particular part or in general have dropped since you bought it. What if you paid way over the odds to have it polished or rechromed, what if Bob haro has defaced it somewhere