BMX General > BMX Chat

THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!

(1/2) > >>

dwain dibbly:
im absolutely devasted that  i cant make this creation night for us wannabes :'( :'( :'(
but the next one i will move heaven and earth for ;) ;)
i'd like to ask a favour of anyone that wold like to spend some time with me
in return for a free curry :D :D :shocked: :2funny: :2funny:
i have a dream,,,,,, i want to do a 360  ::) ::)
could someone please teach me or am i beyond help :( :( :(

scowey:
I wouldnt try it tonight after them 3 bottles of wine   :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:

steve Beech TA:

360 Insruction

Now then are you ready!

Lesson 1

 :daumenhoch: Stand in the middle of the lounge

 :daumenhoch: Stand with your feet shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent. holding your hands in front of you in line with your waste.

 :daumenhoch: Now make your hands, like an action mans hands (remember BITD)

 :daumenhoch: Now stand there and envisage you you are a BMX king, don't worry about looking like you have shit your pants. just think BMX KING, BMX KING, BMX KING.

 :daumenhoch: Now jump and twist your hips in the direction you want to spin.

And its as easy as that. Please let me know how you got on.

NOTE: The writer of this instruction does not except any responsibility for bad backs, twisted ankles or knocks to the head as a result of hitting a low ceiling, especialy after the consumption of three botles of plonk

TwoBobRob:
I'll get you round dwain, no worries.

Remember to bring your balls with you though, no pussying out   ;)

Trev:
you don't have to worry about that Rob. He's got balls the size of watermelons....

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page