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Flatcap:
FURIOUS ISN'T FOOKING IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My minty, absolute fooking pride and joy, my Gen 2 84 Sport which normally resides in the house had to very reluctantly be put in the garage for a few days while some work is getting done.

So my fooking stupid clumsy wife this afternoon decides to go in the garage to get some compost to plant some flowers as she's not working today. I put, or so I thought, the Sport in a safe area, but oh no, not fooking safe while she's around. She fooking drops the compost which then knocks some fooking ladders over which then knock the Proclaimer over straight on to the sport....see picture for result.

Fooking useless fooking tw@t! And then this is the worse bits, I've been in fooking 3 hours and she's only just told me and then she says...."Oh well, it's only a kids bike" I swear I could have fooking killed her when she said that, as if it's not bad enough!

Right, I'm off to drink lots of beers and watch the match, if I'm not on later I've been arrested for fooking murder!

Daz.  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2:

welsh denny:
how about one of those chip master type people who fix little chips in car paint. they'd prob look bewildered when you wheel a bike out to em.

brass monkey!:
do you have a secret basement ???


24 years to beat !   >:D :-[ ;)

jedi:

--- Quote from: monkeybiscuits! on April 30, 2008, 07:47 PM ---do you have a secret basement ???


24 years to beat !   >:D :-[ ;)

--- End quote ---


pmsl
i just spat beer all over the screen   ;D ;D :LolLolLolLol:

Gary72:
When I go out, I drink 10 pints, And I get really plastered, Come back home and beat the wife :knuppel2:
I hope for her sake your team wins tonight

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