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POS BIKE (?) on E-bay by crazed seller

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andeedob:
1)  Ab2dul

2) His items for sale are:
a) a bmx
b) a cracked patio sliding door (bargain:the patio door is 8ft wide and it has a big crack on the window i also has some bits and bobs missing also i might not be able to find the key ill try but not sure) , and
c) giant anger management pills ??????
http://shop.ebay.co.uk/merchant/ab2dul

3) he appears to be offering tyres as sexual services
'this is a bmx bike which is in a quite used condition and a bit rusty is weel (also the chain is rusted) but works perfect the tyre needs pimping which i will do for you any ways'


be afraid

mr.magoo:
quality, looks like he knows what he's talking about, was his name stavros??? so what do you do with the anger managemtn pills??? where do you put them.....ouch!!!

andeedob:
god knows - tempted to ask a question or two about that door.

hope the anger pills arent suppositories - maye thats what made him angry and broke the door?

mr.magoo:
NO, not angry, put both anger management pills up at once, and they reacted like love eggs, sent him into spasms and he broke the patio door in writhes of excitement. :LolLolLolLol:

ROX:
You don't realise, that bike also goes in the water... look, he even fitted new paddles!

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