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Title: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 01, 2011, 08:14 PM
was cruising through ebay looking at bikes near me and came across this one

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/EXTREME-VIBE-PRO-BMX-BIKE-/170737372702?pt=UK_Bikes_GL&hash=item27c0bd8e1e

POS. . . . .but wait there's something interesting about it and its worth another look
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: southern andy on December 01, 2011, 08:16 PM
Nice arse  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Gashead on December 01, 2011, 08:18 PM
 :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: rooski on December 01, 2011, 08:19 PM
 :4_17_5:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Devilock on December 01, 2011, 08:19 PM
 :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Peter J on December 01, 2011, 08:19 PM
I'm sure I can see it winking at me  :coolsmiley:

Trust you to notice that one  ;)
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Retrodan72 on December 01, 2011, 08:20 PM
enlarge it, there's a piece of blue cotton hanging down. :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 01, 2011, 08:21 PM
I'm sure I can see it winking at me  :coolsmiley:

Trust you to notice that one  ;)
Haha, I study every picture closely, and in hereford its such a small place i propbably know the owner
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Betty on December 01, 2011, 08:22 PM
How the fook did you spot that...  :2funny:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 01, 2011, 08:24 PM
How the fook did you spot that...  :2funny:
Its in my home town and to be honest you can normally tell where about the item is by the surroundings, so if theres a bike near me i always have a nose to see if i can figure out where it is, just this time i got more than i bargaining for
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: TORKER mick on December 01, 2011, 08:25 PM
nice ;D :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: James Nada on December 01, 2011, 08:25 PM
There's an interesting line in the description-

"More pics available on request"

 ???
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Retrodan72 on December 01, 2011, 08:27 PM
There's an interesting line in the description-

"More pics available on request"

 ???

I'm all over it.
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 01, 2011, 08:28 PM
There's an interesting line in the description-

"More pics available on request"

 ???
nice one you found the punchline as well !!!
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: hunterdubber on December 01, 2011, 08:35 PM
There's an interesting line in the description-

"More pics available on request"

 ???

What are you waiting for James ,,pm the man  >:D  :smitten:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: glenboy on December 01, 2011, 08:36 PM
yeh jaymz send em a question saying you'd like to go around and have a better view of "IT"  :LolLolLolLol:


also you can ask "is it a good ride"  :LolLolLolLol:

and "do you ride IT a few times a week

"has it been ridden hard"
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: wazza on December 01, 2011, 08:37 PM
do you know her james lol
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: ED209 on December 01, 2011, 08:40 PM
can you ask if the flange is still tight? ( as its hard to tell from the pic )  ^"^

theres some serious cellulite going on there... if this was Dragons Den... I'm out  :buck2:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: In2 bmx on December 01, 2011, 08:43 PM
 Nice .  :smitten:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 01, 2011, 08:59 PM
STOP THE PRESS

SENT THE LINK FOR MY BROTHER TO HAVE A LAUGH AT, HE PHONED ME STRAIGHT AWAY TO TELL ME ITS 3 DOORS DOWN FROM OUR PARENTS HOUSE AND A LOCAL ELECTRICIAL AND THERE TWO KIDS HAVE JUST MOVED IN!!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT HE RECOGNISED THE STRIPEY WALLPAPER FROM WALKING PAST THE WINDOW AND WATCHED THE GUY RIP ALL THE WALLS OUT DOWNSTAIRS TO MAKE IT ALL OPEN PLAN, HENCE YOU CAN SEE THE SOFA FROM THE KITCHEN!!!!!!
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: glenboy on December 01, 2011, 09:05 PM
so you're not the only voyeur in the family then  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 01, 2011, 09:11 PM
so you're not the only voyeur in the family then  :LolLolLolLol:
Lmao !!!!!!  Funnily enough my old mans nickname at work for as long as I can remember is pete the parts perv
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: mattuknc on December 01, 2011, 09:16 PM
That's great.  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: rad_pitt on December 01, 2011, 09:33 PM
You're quite handy at this stalking lark J  ??? Seem to remember you tracking an unscrupulous Scot down on BW  :police:

Anyway, send me the address - I'll pop round for a test ride  :coolsmiley:







 :LolLolLolLol:


Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Darren KAP on December 01, 2011, 09:43 PM

   :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:    I bet thats not the only arse you've seen like that ,,,,,,,, you being so short that is  :2funny: :2funny:


   showed the wife it ,  :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: deeman on December 01, 2011, 09:55 PM
brilliant thread! :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Retrodan72 on December 01, 2011, 09:59 PM

   :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:    I bet thats not the only arse you've seen like that ,,,,,,,, you being so short that is  :2funny: :2funny:


   showed the wife it ,  :2funny: :2funny:

I showed my Mrs too, she'd have been more impressed if there wasn't a BMX in the foreground. ::)
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: deeman on December 01, 2011, 10:09 PM

   :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:    I bet thats not the only arse you've seen like that ,,,,,,,, you being so short that is  :2funny: :2funny:


   showed the wife it ,  :2funny: :2funny:

I showed my Mrs too, she'd have been more impressed if there wasn't a BMX in the foreground. ::)

sweeet!for you! :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: brettypeeps on December 01, 2011, 11:10 PM
Winner :4_17_5:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: VWmk2 on December 02, 2011, 12:08 AM
Seen this early on so I mailed him asking if the ass in the back round was for sale with the BMX and he sent this back!

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7623/securedownload1.png)

So if the price is right she in with the BMX  :laugh:

Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: boofy44 on December 02, 2011, 12:37 AM
its somewhere to park the p.o.s. bike anyway.
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: skki3330 on December 02, 2011, 12:43 PM
Could not resist i have had to ask for a close up on the bars!!! top ebaying Jay  :2funny:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: cbrboy-2008 on December 02, 2011, 03:46 PM
haha!!!! well spotted dude!  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 02, 2011, 06:14 PM
when i found this listing it had had 18 views, its now got 429!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Retrodan72 on December 02, 2011, 06:32 PM
He's also got a bike rack for sale:
(if inappropriate please amend using dordy's face)

(http://cleverthingies.com/UserFiles/Image/1Naked%20girls%20from%20Italy.jpg)



Takes me back to the Razzle stack, now banned due to interferring Health & Safety ballbags. >:(
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on December 02, 2011, 06:37 PM
To answer a question Ive been asked a few times on other places Ive posted this

30-34
6.5 / 10
legs are chunky due to just carving a baby, normally about a size 10
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Deano on December 02, 2011, 08:00 PM
Propa funny  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Pooch on December 02, 2011, 08:00 PM
She had eggs bacon and beans for breakfast..I'm good at this!!!trust me I'm a plumber :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: punkdSICO on December 02, 2011, 08:39 PM
My butt looks better than that, bent over a kitchen bench in a short skirt..  PM me if you want proof..

Paul
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Retrodan72 on December 02, 2011, 08:47 PM
My butt looks better than that, bent over a kitchen bench in a short skirt..  PM me if you want proof..

Paul

Let's not pi55 around with PM's Paul, put your money where your mouth is Brother. :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: cbrboy-2008 on December 02, 2011, 09:25 PM
 :2funny: FARTPIPE!  :2funny:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Pooch on December 02, 2011, 09:44 PM
My butt looks better than that, bent over a kitchen bench in a short skirt..  PM me if you want proof..

Paul
Crack on ;)
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on January 09, 2012, 08:46 PM
Jesus this made it onto the pages of the sun website

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4047887/Cheeky-bike-ad-hits-a-bum-note.html

the listing only got 700 or views, apparently it became a global hit
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: HARORIDER on January 09, 2012, 08:49 PM
anyone emailed them and told them ?  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on January 09, 2012, 08:52 PM
anyone emailed them and told them ?  :LolLolLolLol:
no idea, but they only live a few doors down from my parents and Ive just spoke to the old man to tell him, Im pretty sure he will mention it in passing. The bike only had 18 views when i spotted it, I posted on here, a few other bmx sites and a few movie and music sites i frequent, so it mustve gone global from a few of my posts!!!! Awesome
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Robbo on January 09, 2012, 08:53 PM
 :LolLolLolLol: brilliant  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Darren KAP on January 09, 2012, 09:09 PM

   Have you ever thought it might have been staged with the arse and legs in the back ground , just to get people talking about the listing  ;)   well it worked but didn't help him to sell the bike for more cash 



                     :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: rad_pitt on January 09, 2012, 11:33 PM
 :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: animal on January 10, 2012, 07:10 AM
It's in the Sun this morning aswell  :2funny: well done bud well ahead of the times  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Oh dear god, really, cant be, it fooking is
Post by: Jaymz on January 10, 2012, 09:51 PM
anyone emailed them and told them ?  :LolLolLolLol:
I have now just out of intrest!!!
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