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BMX General => BMX Chat => Topic started by: BENDYCAT ELEVENTEEN on July 16, 2011, 03:22 PM
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Spiting ;D i remember riding to the shops on yer bmx and then meeting your mates at the local park - scoffing down a bag of monster munch - sherbet dip dab - and a bag of 1p sweets and a can of can to wash it down - now that you have all that, then you could produce loads of flob after that
so there you are on the swings and you start a spitting race - first to hit the coke can - or the highest - or straight up and see it you can miss it on the down swing
so nowadays it's not pc, unless you are a chav and then it's necessary to keep yourself alive and get ride of all that gob by spitting every 30 seconds
so we now go out on our bmx - we shout at the pretty girls - we ride where the hell we like - yet we have dropped the art of spitting - years ago you could ride pass some thing, see your target and let the flob go - bingo on target ;D
now i'm not saying we all have to go out and start spitting ;D but what else have we lost from back in the day that we used to do while out on yer bike
cheers B ;D
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a lot of girls i met bitd used to spit. took a while to find one that didn't. ::)
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a lot of girls i met bitd used to spit. took a while to find one that didn't. ::)
amen to that :daumenhoch:
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Pakistanis spit all the the time when Eid is on
It's against their law to swallow till dusk
You'll know what I think about it :angel:
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samalians do as well, they put signs up all over wembley saying its disgusting and to stop it now!! :LolLolLolLol:
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Nickin VW badges :LolLolLolLol:
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White dog poo
pea shooters
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Spud guns!!! :daumenhoch:
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Budding, Getting pockets of rose buds, Ride down the road throwing them at windows. >:D
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flobber dobbing using a garden cane and flickin dogshite at each other or is this a donvaster thing :D
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Hedge hopping. Was even better when going through PC Snelling's garden.
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renault feugos, :D
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hedge hopping love it running up skellow road doing the grand national 20 + hedges to jump :Great_Britain:
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CB radios they where slightly mad but great fun in the day, channel 14 and 19 ,wheres your 20 ?,,eyeball eyeball :LolLolLolLol: i can still remember my handle (foxhunter) :LolLolLolLol:
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we used to hedge hop back from the pub - one of you would go into a garden and the other's would pass over the next doors garden furniture - set it all up nicely, then in the morning the neighbours would try and work out why next door had nicked there furniture and set it up in there garden :tickedoff: :2funny:
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radmember (adenough) :D
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public hangings
and witch hunts
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Bin bagging! going down a hill on bin bag day and kicking out the back wheel so your pegs split the bag, kkep this up till someone legs you!! Hours of fun ;)
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Knock down ginger but we used to put dog sh+te on the door step with a banger in it, knock the door, light it and run like fook :LolLolLolLol:
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Skidding - Ride as fast as you could and see who could skid the longest :coolsmiley:
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lighting a banger then sticking it in a letter box , ahhh the clean honest fun we had in the good old days
lighting a banger then chucking it and setting rockets off out of your hands :LolLolLolLol:
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Nicking milk bottles on a saturday morning before peeps are up ;D
saturday morning TV 8)
running in welly boots :crazy2:
throwing concurs at each other with the shells on >:D
playing concurs - and cheating by boling or baking them - putting glue in them worked best :2funny:
playing football in the local park and using yer tops as goal posts :daumenhoch:
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the fact that I could ride BMX all day and Still be able to move the next day ::)...oh and you could pee over a six foot fence panel when now it just kinda flows out with no pressure :shocked: ;D
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Scrumping :4_17_5: was always fun trying to avoid the crazy orchard owner while nicking his "prized crab apples" :crazy2:
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:LolLolLolLol: god yeah! we used to ride down the country lanes to local orchard and jump over his walls....great fun!
building camps in the woods and starting fires.............what a bunch of little scrotes! :LolLolLolLol:
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Knock down ginger but we used to put dog sh+te on the door step with a banger in it, knock the door, light it and run like fook :LolLolLolLol:
We used to call this SHITE ALIGHT. ;D Put some dog shite in a bag or newspaper, put it on a door step, light it, ring the bell and then leg it. :D
STREAM JUMPIN
TREE CAMPS
GETTING 5p-10p BACK ON AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF FIZZY POP AT THE LOCAL OFF LICENCE PUB.
GOING DOWN A LOCAL DISUSED GRAVEL PIT DIRT JUMPIN ALL DAY WITH A BOX OF JAM SANDWICHES AND DRINK. HAPPY DAYS :smitten:
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great job guys - love the way this thread is going
bring back some great memories 8) >:D
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Curb slides - Hit the curb at an acute angle with the back wheel and let if slide man. :daumenhoch: (Wouldn't like to risk it with £100+ rear wheel now!)
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Ghost knocking
Hiding with your fishing line tied to the door knocker and watching the dismay and anger of your victim.
Unless they suss you out and start reeling you in !!!!!!
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flushed a banger down the bog in the pub once, went downstairs into the bar and there was water running down the walls. must have burst a pipe. >:D
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skimming stones on water - a fourer and a fiver - :shocked:wowo did you see that ! 12 skims >:D
throwing stones - put up a coke can and first to hit it 8)
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still do the grobbing trick, makes me look cool and fit in with the young uns'... ;D
we used to play raleo on bikes,set boundaries, 2 teams, one goes and hides the other chases and has to catch....
was cool because we could stay out until late and dark...
now you dare not let your kids out of your sight..
i think it was so much better than it is today....
real shame!
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c0ckyrusty was mint, gang of you line up with one person stood on there own...run at him and kick the fook out of him, bit like british bulldog
there was always one houseowner who if wound up enough would give you a proper good chase, got a few well deserved slaps doing this ;D
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we used to hedge hop back from the pub - one of you would go into a garden and the other's would pass over the next doors garden furniture - set it all up nicely, then in the morning the neighbours would try and work out why next door had nicked there furniture and set it up in there garden :tickedoff: :2funny:
Me and my two mates were still at this 5 years ago, only it was on the way back from the pub and we'd do it stark bolock naked. Truly the funniest night I think I've ever had. It started as a drunk bet, so we all derobed about 15 gardens down from my cousins house. God knows how many shocked old ladies saw 3 30 year olds catching their funbags on the hawthorn hedges. My cus is a commando and we were wondering why we were 3 gardens in front of him halfway through. Turns out he'd even taken his shoes off and his feet were cut to ribbons on the thorns :2funny: We waited for him to catch up behind a hedge. The sight of him leaping that hedge, falling over and sticking his head through the neighbours greenhouse window ranks as the funniest sight ever.
Who needs to be 13 to be stupid? ;D
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catching their funbags on the hawthorn hedges :2funny:
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We used to play knock a door runaway, till one night we did the dirty deed and were of looking for more unsuspecting victims on a new build estate. we passed under this alcove walkway thing and saw his 70ish year old chap who totally kept his cool whilst walking past us, but as soon as he did, he turned on a penny and absolutely twatted us with his walking stick, using it to hook our ankles and everything....safe to say, i never did it again, i reckon he was ex RAF from the look of him.........
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saying :
SKILL all the time
Jimmy - was that about telling a lie
MY CHIN and rubbing you finger and thumb on it (maybe linked to above)
and going EEEUURRR when you sticking you tounge under you front lip and saying spaztic
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Getting a 'chase' off the local hothead.
Garden creeping, usually a good way to locate said hothead for future annoyance.
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saying :
SKILL all the time
Jimmy - was that about telling a lie
MY CHIN and rubbing you finger and thumb on it (maybe linked to above)
and going EEEUURRR when you sticking you tounge under you front lip and saying spaztic
I think that was thanks to Blue Peter and an appeal than ran once...oops.
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creamola foam it was pop u made ur self from a tin wonder how many e numbers that badboy had
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Pakistanis spit all the the time when Eid is on
It's against their law to swallow till dusk
You'll know what I think about it :angel:
TB hazzard that is. ha
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What happened to.........Putting ice-cream into a glass of Coke and thinking it was the bo***x.. I tried it the other day and its now fookin awfull :tickedoff:
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wimpy had it on there menu - a brown derby :2funny: just don't sound right nowadays ;D
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wimpy had it on there menu - a brown derby :2funny: just don't sound right nowadays ;D
:LolLolLolLol: I think they have a pink derby also. just leaves the waitress to ask the question, what would you like tonight sir a bit of Pink or Brown ?
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Fingering and then later putting my finger under a mates nose :D
I don't do that much anymore :-\
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Where did all the white dog shlt go??
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Where did all the white dog shlt go??
It wasn't pc ::)
I got told it's because dogs have a better diet nowadays ,, better dog food ???
I thought someone went round sucking all the brown juice out of them ,,like you do with a Mr Freeze ???
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Where did all the white dog shlt go??
apparently it's because dogs don't really eat bones any more...... owners are to scared in case the dog chokes! :)
If you feed your dogs on tribe you will see the white bobbles from bitd. :daumenhoch:
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smell my finger ;D
the white dog poo was because of some thing that they put in the food, so when it came out the other end it would turn white and brake down better and not be so bad for the kids who throw it at there mates ;D
crunching a coke can on the back tyre - ride up and slam the back tyre down - coke can would shape it's self to the tyre and make a noise when you had comp III treads
climbing big trees - in the early days you would get up there, only to be stuck in trying to get down - you would have you mate below saying where to put your feet - you hands would be shaking and you would be sweating bullets, getting down with a big relief
When you got bigger you got higher and could swing from most limbs - until they snapped under weight and gave way :shocked:
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Fingering and then later putting my finger under a mates nose :D
I don't do that much anymore :-\
the good ol days eh christian i wondered what you were up to at the last blackpool bmx ramp city night with the women on the door :uglystupid2: :crazy2: :buck2: :-[ :shocked: then shoving your finger under the kapsters nose all tyhe time it makes sense now :LolLolLolLol: ;D :daumenhoch:
standing on pop cans so they gripped round your feet when you walked
bangers in cowshit
phoning places up and asking if mike hunt is there ;D
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checking phone boxes for money, as you walk past with your mates ;)
waxing the local slides in the playground - you go bloody fast >:D until a smaller kid goes down and F's up :shocked: - you then turn round to the mum and say it was the big kids earlier :2funny:
finding porn in the bushes - pages torn out and shoved every couple of hundred yards ;D
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the old red phone boxes you could tap the number in on the wotsitcallit you put the phone on with no money
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and spangles where di they bgo with fizz bombs, space dust , moon rocks
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and spangles where di they bgo with fizz bombs, space dust , moon rocks
Hae you moved on to harder stuff Glen ???
Sounds like Amy Winehouse's toxicology report :shocked:
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Whateer happened to ,,,,
Sucking Priests off :-\
Oh ??? they still do that then :daumenhoch: :-*
http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/
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Coke cans & Compe3's
Building bases down the woods.
Building dams down the brook.
Brook jumping and going home soaking wet as you didn't quite make it.
Jumping off ramps made from crates & scrap wood.
Bunnyhopping over your mates.
And the best game of all.... Girls! We'd be arrested now for half the shit we used to get up to!
Man I feel old!
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Well bugger me. last night i dismatled my kids 16ft trampoline as we are moving [somewhere] soon Its been sat in the same place for 2 years and what did i find right at the back in the corner???
Fooking white poop!!!!! mustve been from my whippet as it was the size of the chihauhuas head so i dont think she did it!!!!
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finding porn in the bushes - pages torn out and shoved every couple of hundred yards ;D
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Thats where I first saw a Mr T Fist fooker >:D
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Whateer happened to ,,,,
Sucking Priests off :-\
Oh ??? they still do that then :daumenhoch: :-*
http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/
i pushed the link thinking you'd just made it up and sheeeesh its a proper web site , its a mad world ;D
and spangles where di they bgo with fizz bombs, space dust , moon rocks
Hae you moved on to harder stuff Glen ???
Sounds like Amy Winehouse's toxicology report :shocked:
yeh mate it does then jawbreakers,screwball, wham , fizzers they all sound like mind altering substances
"any sherbet dab mate i'm kaylied"
other items
findus crispy pancakes i(i used to like them)
butterscotch angel delight
pop tarts
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GLUE SNIFFING - back in the day it was all the rage
now kids just do coke ::) (it's like toys - back then you would be happy with a board game - now it's a £400 playstaion for them to be happy)
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Drinking thunderbirds and throwing up
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sniffing petrol....... ???
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drinking 20/20 and throwing up :LolLolLolLol:
i used to ride 5 miles to southsea skatepark most nights or go and nick valve caps off cars and throw them at windows as we cycled past
nick the white wall tyres and 20" wheels of raliegh shopper bikes in the local student halls and then trash the wheels doing jumps at southsea skatpark and then nick some more wheels so we could ride the 5 miles back home
putting the old 1 penny coins in the "defender" game in the local chippy and getting six credits
sega outrun
racing to the top of the tricorn (uks 7th ugliest building google it) and racing back down again
kicking my football into brickwoods lorry park and then climbing over to retrieve ball/drink beer out of the keggs on the lorrys
having banger throwing fights
cat gut tied to a wallet on the pavement while you hid in a doorway and the visiting naval yanks would try and pick the wallet up and then you would pull the cat gut and they would chase the wallet.. then they would see the joke and give you 2£ for the trick you just played
"carparking" for visiting tourists they would give you a quid to show them to a parking space filled my whole street up with that one and payed for my torker f+f
tying a rope to two bins across a road and watching a taxi drive into the rope causing the two bins to smash into the rear doors of the unfortunate taxi
egging the local chinky takaway
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finding and drinking bleach that was in old lemonade bottle in grandads shed - think there was a add on TV for it - not to do it i mean ;D
seeing those adds for kids not to do stuff COS IT KILLS :shocked: play frisbee near electric pylons - :shocked: NO JONNY ! - smell the flesh burning
don't go near water EVER :shocked:
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Don't touch BALLS and then your mates :shocked:
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Don't climb 200ft JUST FOR A KITE :shocked:
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Don't polish one off on the RUG :shocked:
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Don't be a NONCE :shocked:
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And i thought he was just a nice ACTOR :shocked:
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Don't ever touch a CAT :shocked:
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OR A DOG
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Don't forget to file the number off once you have it :shocked:
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Well i hope we all have learned some thing from watching that lot - i'm of to play football near a motorway ;)
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hedge hopping love it running up skellow road doing the grand national 20 + hedges to jump :Great_Britain:
:LolLolLolLol: fook me , brill, thats this saturday night sorted then , did you ever get busted ? had some proper thick ears of PC Bairstow round our end :LolLolLolLol:
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john cravens newsround ;D
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Triumph, mg, Austin rover, British leyland, rover, jenson, hillman, reliant etc. In other words, the British car industry?
I watched get carter the other night, couldn't help notice that every car was British, even the coppers.
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SWAP SHOP!!!!!! :daumenhoch:
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Pea shooters ;D cracked loads of windscreens on passing cars :uglystupid2: :LolLolLolLol: While hiding in bushes :2funny: Got chased by loads of irate drivers ::) but had loads of Gulleys on our estate 2 escape down :daumenhoch:
Quatro pop :4_17_5: