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Title: Is America Safe??
Post by: Gnarlyscoots on September 14, 2011, 10:04 PM
Well guys, as you may or may not be aware, but recently there is guy on here that seems to be buying up old school kids bikes like a rag and bone man on a promise from the missus if he manages to sell a load of old iron for a bunch of flowers  :LolLolLolLol:

His name is Darren Kap  :yahoo_silent:

I have just managed to strike a few deals with our fellow BMX'ers from across the pond for Mr Kap, some sweet deals made, some happy guys with a bunch of Washington's and the rag and bone man with his pile of 'old iron' (kids bikes) :daumenhoch:

Now, after watching him today, gallop his way around RAD, buying this and that like a pensioner, after getting her pension and waiting all weekend, in the market on Monday, he sends me a fookin' wanted list longer than a black man's c**k :LolLolLolLol:

As soon as I mentioned his name to my buddy in California about 'The Wanted List', they put the state on lock down. Fook that they said. We have heard about him.  :2funny:  :2funny:

So I PM my buddy in Pensylvania about some of 'The Wanted List', and got told that the message is going around quicker than a dose of aids in a fags bar, that Mr Kap is on the prowl for more kids bikes  :uglystupid2:

Not only do they have all the coal stashed up there and won't give it to us southerners, have houses cheaper than a pack of fags in London, they are rinsin' the UK and States of our kids bikes :knuppel2: :LolLolLolLol:

Just how many bikes do you need Mr Kap and how the fook do you think I am going to be able to get all this metalwork to the UK when the US of A has shut their gates on ya eh??  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:  :2funny:

Ps - Remember the bus thread ya faggott :2gunsfiring_v1:  :LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: crazycraig on September 15, 2011, 04:57 AM
 :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: WINI on September 15, 2011, 05:12 AM
 :LolLolLolLol:

When the bmx bubble bursts, there's gonna be sh1t loads of cheap kids bikes in Yorkshire
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Julian347 on September 15, 2011, 06:28 AM
 :LolLolLolLol:

You're priceless Terry. A one off.
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: GT world on September 15, 2011, 08:51 AM
Damn i think i better sell some of mine as i dont want to be tard or is it retarded with the same brush.... :LolLolLolLol:

Funny script though  ;D
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: WINI on September 15, 2011, 08:51 AM
Just realised the KAP must stand for 'Kollector and Procurer' as well as Krisps and Pop  ;)
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: brass monkey! on September 15, 2011, 09:08 AM
you are a proper loon !  :laugh:


which bus is it you drive again.....  :D
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: mattuknc on September 15, 2011, 09:57 AM
Shhh, he just bought a set of my wheels!  ;D

To be honest though, if I could, I'd probably buy more.  :daumenhoch:

Whe you coming out riding Terry?  ;)
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Spen69 on September 15, 2011, 01:32 PM
There's a lot of folk on here with waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy more bikes than Krispen von Pop you know, they're just a bit more subtle about it than that brash northern monkey :2funny:
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Swivel on September 15, 2011, 01:33 PM
Krispen von Pop  ;D
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Robbo on September 15, 2011, 06:52 PM
 :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: WINI on September 15, 2011, 07:02 PM
There's a lot of folk on here with waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy more bikes than Krispen von Pop you know, they're just a bit more subtle about it than that brash northern monkey :2funny:

Bet they aint done it all in under a year though!  :shocked:  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Badbaldie on September 15, 2011, 07:04 PM
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: In2 bmx on September 15, 2011, 07:07 PM
 :LolLolLolLol: He needs help ! Saying that most of us do  :LolLolLolLol:

 Get my ripper bought Kappy .  ;D
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Darren KAP on September 15, 2011, 10:11 PM

   Terry you loon ,  watch this space i will get you back  :knuppel2:   :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Spen69 on September 15, 2011, 10:26 PM
Where you been sleepy ???
Title: Re: Is America Safe??
Post by: Darren KAP on September 15, 2011, 10:28 PM
Where you been sleepy ???
                America ,,,,,,,, buying  ;) 
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