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Title: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on November 29, 2011, 09:36 PM
I've got one ...  :D

His name is Keith.  :4_17_5:

Tonight he drilled out and re-threaded a bashguard mounting and apologized for a tiny scratch on the chrome thats under the bashguard anyway.

He has a vice and I don't.
He has tools that I don't own.
He gives me his tools.
He loves The Jam
He is always 'turning his bath off' to help me...
He has removed at least 4 freewheels for me in his vice.
He wasn't pi$$ed when I broke his vice and repaired it.
He built a trick ramp for me & Lou in the summer.
He's always a second pair of hands.

CHEERS KEITH  :daumenhoch:

anyone else got a helpful neighbour to turn to in times of resto need?

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/i63/209ed/P1020391.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: rollin72 on November 29, 2011, 09:42 PM
He is always 'turning his bath off' to help me... :LolLolLolLol:

sounds like a top fella, I think my neighbours a serial killer ???

Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on November 29, 2011, 09:44 PM
He is always 'turning his bath off' to help me... :LolLolLolLol:

sounds like a top fella, I think my neighbours a serial killer ???


Gaz... Keith is only a serial killer after 6-8 bottles of wine and several crates of beers. Last time he was that far gone I said that I thought Robbie Williams was his fav. singer and I thought he was gonna knock me out  >:D
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: superbikedan on November 29, 2011, 09:45 PM
so basicaly Ed your crap at everything?
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on November 29, 2011, 09:47 PM
so basicaly Ed your crap at everything?

I'm ok at 'spelling' Dan... not your strong point  ::)

 ;D
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: Badbaldie on November 29, 2011, 09:49 PM
I've got one ...  :D

His name is Keith.  :4_17_5:

Tonight he drilled out and re-threaded a bashguard mounting and apologized for a tiny scratch on the chrome thats under the bashguard anyway.

He has a vice and I don't.
He has tools that I don't own.
He gives me his tools.
He loves The Jam
He is always 'turning his bath off' to help me...
He has removed at least 4 freewheels for me in his vice.
He wasn't pi$$ed when I broke his vice and repaired it.
He built a trick ramp for me & Lou in the summer.
He's always a second pair of hands.

CHEERS KEITH  :daumenhoch:

anyone else got a helpful neighbour to turn to in times of resto need?

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/i63/209ed/P1020391.jpg)

but how well does "Keith the perfect man from next door " get on with the missus when your not in ?  ???    :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: brummie on November 29, 2011, 09:51 PM
cool
whats with the bath thing?
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: superbikedan on November 29, 2011, 09:51 PM
so basicaly Ed your crap at everything?

I'm ok at 'spelling' Dan... not your strong point  ::)

 ;D

 :LolLolLolLol: yes you have me on that one ;D didnt try hard enough at skool but i can use tools ;)

quality nieghbour by the way :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: brettypeeps on November 29, 2011, 10:03 PM
Quality neighbour :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: griff on November 29, 2011, 10:38 PM
nearly every neighbour I've ever had has been some sort of cnut

noisy cnuts
violent cnuts
smelly cnuts
weird cnuts

we also once lived next door to a couple of coppers - they were ok but it didn't help the paranoia  :angel:
they did have a fookin evil doberman that tried to get at us under the gap in the fence though  :tickedoff:

life is a bit easier now we have no neighbours, but there's no-one to borrow a vice from  ;D

btw Ed you sound like the neighbour from hell

always borrowing shit
interrupting bathtime
pumping the hip hop beats
corrupting young louis
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: lk_97 on November 29, 2011, 10:40 PM
One neighbour has kids that don't shut up, and a dog that doesn't shut up, the man and woman constantly argue too. The other is obese and sunbathes in his back garden with country and western music at full blast... Lovely.
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: Bob_Acid on November 29, 2011, 11:17 PM
Yup i've got all good neighbours too  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: rad_pitt on November 29, 2011, 11:21 PM
Ed, your neighbour seems line Ned Flanders - meaning you must be Homer Simpson  :daumenhoch:
 


:LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: deeman on November 29, 2011, 11:27 PM
Ive always had shite neighbors!next time i buy a house it'll be in the middle of a field! :laugh:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: oldschoolace on November 29, 2011, 11:45 PM
Cool story bro  :daumenhoch:


Only joking, its neighbours like this that restore your faith in humanity and England as a great place to live  :Great_Britain:

  :P to those miserable feckers out there who are always complaining how shit everything is now   :P
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: QUADROPHENIA on November 30, 2011, 06:55 AM
Fook the neighbours I got a chumleee
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on November 30, 2011, 04:35 PM
right...

- Why struggle by yourself when its easier with 2
- No Keith isn't fookin my wife.
- Hes an electrician and likes a bath when he gets in... usually around the time I need his help
- He looks more like Homer but I'm not Ned... I'm more Nelson HA HAAA
- I'm a great neighbour and the help is always returned as he is clueless with computers.
- Hes not perfect but I like him  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: griff on November 30, 2011, 05:12 PM
right...

- Why struggle by yourself when its easier with 2
- No Keith isn't fookin my wife.
- Hes and electrician and likes a bath we he gets in... usually around the time I need his help
- He looks more like Homer but I'm not Ned... I'm more Nelson HA HAAA
- I'm a great neighbour and the help is always returned as he is clueless with computers.
- Hes not perfect but I like him  :daumenhoch:

c'mon ed, did you really expect sensible answers from us lot?
 ;D
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: Munnyella on November 30, 2011, 05:22 PM
Ed,

Sounds like you need a visit to Machine Mart, ask Keith which is the best stuff to buy!!

M
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: HARORIDER on November 30, 2011, 05:23 PM
keiths put a post up on his diy forum he goes on:
MY NEIGHBOUR IS A FOOKING SCROUNGER !!!!
1) I am always turning my lovely hot bath off for him after a long day at work
2)He always asks to borrow my vice and then couldn't work it properly and broke it
3)rides kids bike as he can't afford a mountain bike
4)asked me to build him a ramp so he could stand on to see over my fence to see when i wasn't busy
5)always asking to borrow my tools

anyway I got my own back today when I purposely scratched his chrome on his pride and joy  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: Badbaldie on November 30, 2011, 05:25 PM
Ed is that Keiths shirt i see on your wash line. ? and why when he pops round does he always leave his keys in your fruit bowl  ???
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: theRuler on November 30, 2011, 05:26 PM
Ed and his neighbour, sittin' in a tree . . . . .
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: animal on November 30, 2011, 05:26 PM
noisy cnuts
violent cnuts
smelly cnuts
weird cnuts

Sounds familiar  ::) do u live near me  :2funny:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: TORKER mick on November 30, 2011, 05:34 PM
my neighbour is a CNUT  :tickedoff: :uglystupid2: :2gunsfiring_v1: :Aresehole:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: animal on November 30, 2011, 07:39 PM
I call mine the Cnuto and Cnutess  :2funny:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: griff on November 30, 2011, 07:45 PM
noisy cnuts
violent cnuts
smelly cnuts
weird cnuts

Sounds familiar  ::) do u live near me  :2funny:
not any more  ;D
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: OrgasmDonor on November 30, 2011, 07:57 PM
i think the most important feature of this thread has been overlooked, A TRICK RAMP! thats old school, thats cool, would love a play on one of them again  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: deeman on November 30, 2011, 09:09 PM
i think the most important feature of this thread has been overlooked, A TRICK RAMP! thats old school, thats cool, would love a play on one of them again  :daumenhoch:

X2,I'd love a play! :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: 58 delray on November 30, 2011, 09:43 PM
i must have the best neighbours of all, both sides are empty apart fom the occaisional week in the summer and some weekends through the rest of the year   :)
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on November 30, 2011, 10:47 PM
keiths put a post up on his diy forum he goes on:
MY NEIGHBOUR IS A FOOKING SCROUNGER !!!!
1) I am always turning my lovely hot bath off for him after a long day at work
2)He always asks to borrow my vice and then couldn't work it properly and broke it
3)rides kids bike as he can't afford a mountain bike
4)asked me to build him a ramp so he could stand on to see over my fence to see when i wasn't busy
5)always asking to borrow my tools

anyway I got my own back today when I purposely scratched his chrome on his pride and joy  :LolLolLolLol:

fokkin LOL  ;D ;D ;D  :2funny:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: deeman on November 30, 2011, 11:00 PM
keiths put a post up on his diy forum he goes on:
MY NEIGHBOUR IS A FOOKING SCROUNGER !!!!
1) I am always turning my lovely hot bath off for him after a long day at work
2)He always asks to borrow my vice and then couldn't work it properly and broke it
3)rides kids bike as he can't afford a mountain bike
4)asked me to build him a ramp so he could stand on to see over my fence to see when i wasn't busy
5)always asking to borrow my tools

anyway I got my own back today when I purposely scratched his chrome on his pride and joy  :LolLolLolLol:

just pissed meself! :2funny: :2funny:

fokkin LOL  ;D ;D ;D  :2funny:
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: oldschoolfool on December 01, 2011, 01:06 PM
you sure keiths not grooming you mate?????.....

only joking  :D.

its good to have neighbours like that :daumenhoch:.yep,mine were work shy scroungers who thought they were owed everything,but gave nothing ::).moved on now ;)
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on December 01, 2011, 01:25 PM
you sure keiths not grooming you mate?????.....

only joking  :D.

its good to have neighbours like that :daumenhoch:.yep,mine were work shy scroungers who thought they were owed everything,but gave nothing ::).moved on now ;)

no joke..

I wish... hes HOT  ^"^
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: russ j on December 02, 2011, 10:10 PM
my neighbours to the 'left' of me are lesbians,the ones to the right are an old couple who you never see during the summer months (they go to their caravan at Skipsea for weeks on end) and the rest of my neighbours are pretty decent folk no 'young un's' who play stupid LOUD MUSIC at stupid times...basically my cul-de-sac is spot on  8)
Title: Re: Top Neighbours!
Post by: ED209 on December 03, 2011, 06:54 AM
my neighbours to the 'left' of me are lesbians,the ones to the right are an old couple who you never see during the summer months (they go to their caravan at Skipsea for weeks on end) and the rest of my neighbours are pretty decent folk no 'young un's' who play stupid LOUD MUSIC at stupid times...basically my cul-de-sac is spot on  8)

seen any action to the left Russ?  ;D

when I lived in Cov. the neighbours directly behind would drag a mattress out on nice nights and get jiggy  ^"^ always fun to watch  :D
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