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Title: Dating forum
Post by: Beckyboo on June 11, 2006, 11:45 PM
For those uk bmx singles looking for love that has more to offer than quality cranks:smitten:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: theRuler on June 12, 2006, 10:36 AM
a crank is only good if it's wafty
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: oberonspacefruit on June 12, 2006, 12:28 PM
is that a ladder in your tights, or is it the stairway to heaven...
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Beckyboo on June 12, 2006, 10:44 PM
is that a ladder in your tights, or is it the stairway to heaven...


Lets be thankful you are not going to be signing up as a dating member with lines like that ::)
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: danny silverstreak on June 12, 2006, 10:55 PM
is that a mirror in your knickers ?   i can see my self in there later  :crazy2:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: blindingsun on June 13, 2006, 12:30 AM
with lines like that no wonder steven segal is an actor.
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: oberonspacefruit on June 13, 2006, 08:56 AM
are you tired? youve been running through my mind all night...
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: RADHAB on June 13, 2006, 02:47 PM
Do you know what soap is??? Coz you fcuking stink!
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: billstup on June 13, 2006, 05:50 PM
Do you know what soap is??? Coz you fcuking stink!

I bet its been a while since that one worked Steve  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Rombloke on June 13, 2006, 05:52 PM
you dont sweat much for a fat bird do ya.....

works every time

Dave
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: RADHAB on June 13, 2006, 06:43 PM
Lets play a game....You sit on my face and i'll guess yer weight  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Romswife on June 13, 2006, 07:50 PM
so glad i am not single and have to listen to lines like those
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: blindingsun on June 13, 2006, 08:49 PM
I've got the best chat up lines ever.

Excuse me,, what time do your legs open?

and

Your Mum was crap...fancy a fook?
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: RADHAB on June 14, 2006, 12:03 PM
I've got the best chat up lines ever.

Excuse me,, what time do your legs open?

and

Your Mum was crap...fancy a fook?

Nah....these are better than that!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Are you a welders daughter? Coz you have a set of lean t!ts.

Wow! Are those real?

I'm not wearing any pants.

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.


I've Still got it :daumenhoch:



Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Beckyboo on June 14, 2006, 06:58 PM
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


That does indeed work for many women I have observed when working in bars at the end of the night ;D
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: RADHAB on June 14, 2006, 11:57 PM
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


That does indeed work for many women I have observed when working in bars at the end of the night ;D


 :LolLolLolLol: See!
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: kusam on June 15, 2006, 12:55 AM
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


That does indeed work for many women I have observed when working in bars at the end of the night ;D


Err....umm....just out of interest.....which bars have you worked in?  ::) :-[





















 :angel:  :)  Joooooke. 
Have seen it too though, and still do.  'Tis funny seeing a desperate lad go from one woman to another at the end of the night as the place is getting emptier.  Credit for trying I suppose though  ;D
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: oberonspacefruit on June 15, 2006, 06:40 AM
apparently 1/12 says yes.


if its the candlelight its 12/1
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: kusam on June 15, 2006, 09:27 AM
But in the Candlelight, they don't have to wait til then end.  People flit from one to another as soon as they get in!  I know someone who didn't even make it past the cloakroom and never saw the upstairs all night. 

We still make her suffer for it now for being sucked in so easily  ;D
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Peanut on June 15, 2006, 09:31 AM
have you lost your virginity?

can I have the box it came in?
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: kusam on June 15, 2006, 09:33 AM
have you lost your virginity?

can I have the box it came in?
:LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Beckyboo on June 15, 2006, 08:10 PM
Phils chat up line to me:

'Do you feel young tonight?'

I was 18 so hoped so ::)
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: oberonspacefruit on June 15, 2006, 08:51 PM
and i was 47.
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: selfpreservation on June 15, 2006, 09:52 PM
do you wanna go halfers on a ba*tard?

do i come here often?
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: RADHAB on June 16, 2006, 12:12 AM
and i was 47.

78 years ago then.....wow!
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: etriedes on June 24, 2006, 01:33 AM
I was thinking of adding myself to the For sale, trade and wanted section ..

i'm cheap, willing to trade and wanting ...  :-[
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Beckyboo on June 24, 2006, 08:54 PM
I was thinking of adding myself to the For sale, trade and wanted section ..

i'm cheap, willing to trade and wanting ...  :-[



Bless ;)
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: ronnie360 on July 07, 2006, 04:06 PM
i might put me self on the dating forum no one wants me  :'( :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Beckyboo on July 08, 2006, 09:55 PM
i might put me self on the dating forum no one wants me  :'( :LolLolLolLol:


 :( awww
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: ronnie360 on July 08, 2006, 10:44 PM
miss boo thanks  :'(there is someone just got to find her  :)
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: jimwise68 on July 11, 2006, 05:12 PM
Ronnie that's the best part!  :D
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: ronnie360 on July 11, 2006, 05:17 PM
 :LolLolLolLol:but they all end up doing this  :tickedoff:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: RATTY on August 12, 2006, 11:48 AM
:LolLolLolLol:but they all end up doing this  :tickedoff:
Or worse still, joining rad and not letting me on the pc, so now I have to watch what im saying on here  :(
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: 2020mad on August 19, 2006, 01:18 AM
wanted:  female aged 18 - 35 , good sense of humour enjoys nights out on the town or cosy nights in, non smoker, enjoys life and owns a black alloy hubbed skyway front tuff. :)
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: 69ner on October 13, 2006, 12:31 AM
best chat up line: Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: LucyLastic on October 18, 2006, 10:52 AM
wanted:  female aged 18 - 35 , good sense of humour enjoys nights out on the town or cosy nights in, non smoker, enjoys life and owns a black alloy hubbed skyway front tuff. :)
:LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: Vegan on October 26, 2006, 10:36 AM
Ere Pet! Do you drive?       Back onto this!!

Do you like fruit?                Suck me c*** it's a peach

Gotta love Sid the sexist!
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: dj_benice on October 26, 2006, 01:33 PM
wanted female, must have a pulse (or at least be warm still), own teeth a bonus, must be able to roll her own n smoke good (unless falls into the still warm category then not an issue.)
Title: Re: Dating forum
Post by: retrorb on November 10, 2006, 01:40 PM
My wife already thinks I'm having a virtual affair with all things BMX - once she realises there's also single women on here with the same interests as me looking for a good going over with lube - then I'm really in trouble.....

In the meantime....33 male, GSOH, FSH, loves riding.... ::)

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