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BMX General => BMX Chat => Topic started by: stu27 on November 23, 2012, 10:42 PM
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ive spent the last two weeks building up to the point of telling me wife im doing a new build
went through her wardrobe,counting shoes, dresses etc,to build up me arguement,you got loads of them blahblahblah
lifts her head up from ideal home magazine and said"ok dear"
well chuffed :daumenhoch:
do you think she is having an affair though?
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Nope,she's deffo leaving you tho ;)
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I think she will be handing you her xmas prezzie list in about 10 minutes :daumenhoch: :LolLolLolLol:
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ive spent the last two weeks building up to the point of telling me wife im doing a new build
went through her wardrobe,counting shoes, dresses etc,to build up me arguement,you got loads of them blahblahblah
lifts her skirt up to reveal her new purchase from Anne summers magazine , a rampant rabbit !! and said"ok dear, i won't be lonely"
well chuffed :daumenhoch:
do you think it will cost a fortune in batteries though?
:shocked: :shocked:
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you've had fooking help there joff
you aint that clever :LolLolLolLol:
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:2funny:
you've had fooking help there joff
you aint that clever :LolLolLolLol:
I always need help Stu :-[ :P
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:2funny:
you've had fooking help there joff
you aint that clever :LolLolLolLol:
I always need help Stu :-[ :P
was only joking joff :daumenhoch:
werent taking the piss loike
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Hey Bessie mate ;) maybe she's got a hen weekend or summut big planned with the girls?
Haven't shown the wife my Haro frame yet...she thinks it was just some more parts for my streetbeat build...I'm bound to be double fooked ( but not in good way :LolLolLolLol:()..firstly cos its another "bloody bike" then the :10_2_12: when she eventually finds out the price ?
ps...can't believe my Yes thread died a slow painful death :LolLolLolLol:
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What you talked to her .. ;D
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Hey Bessie mate ;) maybe she's got a hen weekend or summut big planned with the girls?
Haven't shown the wife my Haro frame yet...she thinks it was just some more parts for my streetbeat build...I'm bound to be double fooked ( but not in good way :LolLolLolLol:()..firstly cos its another "bloody bike" then the :10_2_12: when she eventually finds out the price ?
ps...can't believe my Yes thread died a slow painful death :LolLolLolLol:
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her having a weekend away is better than project managing DIY
What you talked to her .. ;D
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i wouldnt fooking shut up after a few drinks
and i also wrote pi$$ earlier,that came out as wee wee :LolLolLolLol:
for my own amusement im gonna write c0ck and the proper spelling devilock
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What you talked to her .. ;D
Yours will never talk to you unless you replace the batteries Carl ::)
(http://www.nonstopparty.co.uk/images/_lib/female-blow-up-doll-6002159-0-1348499307000.jpg)
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oooh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet :10_2_12:
Stu mate the wife's just seen the Haro frame........
".......so how many bloody bikes have you got now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......how old are you?????"..etc..etc...you all know the drill :LolLolLolLol:
keeping a very very low profile today mate ::) :-X
I'd be very worried about your missus mate..... her reaction just ain't normal :LolLolLolLol:.....be afraid, be very afraid :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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ive spent the last two weeks building up to the point of telling me wife something not right.
see i went through her wardrobe,counting shoes wishing she was a size nine .trying on her dresses etc, then it hit me... ive put on a little weight lately and nothing fits me anymore. time to run a few more miles and ride me bike more often. blahblahblah
anyway told the wife , she lifts her head up from ideal home magazine and said yeah Stu you porker i agree you need to loose a few pounds.
well chuffed :daumenhoch:
do you think she is having an affair though?
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I think we are missing the main clue here.What was she looking at in the ideal home magazine?'they can't be trusted with that kind of material!You will come home from work and find a wet room has been installed! :daumenhoch: