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Title: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Bfellows on May 24, 2014, 03:19 PM
I put a crank in the freezer a few days ago and forgot about it...........  Personally I can only see the funny side, but have decided that caution should take precedence over valour, so I'm hiding in the garage.
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Retrodan72 on May 24, 2014, 03:25 PM
I put a crank in the freezer a few days ago and forgot about it...........  Personally I can only see the funny side, but have decided that caution should take precedence over valour, so I'm hiding in the garage.

Why put a crank in the freezer?  ???
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Bfellows on May 24, 2014, 03:29 PM
That's exactly what she said funnily enough.......  NOS chain ring was a bit tight on a set of CT 175s, so rather than force it on and knacker the anno I used the cold to shrink the cranks a gnats knacker and it dropped straight on. 
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Bigfrawg on May 24, 2014, 03:32 PM
I thought you said w4nk , thus making the telling off valid
 I've seen your garage and hiding in there is no hardship mate  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: snoopy72 on May 24, 2014, 04:01 PM
Could have been worse, could have been a crank out of an old Cortina  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: chubby on May 24, 2014, 05:00 PM
Fookin good job she didn't catch you doing those tyres in the bathrooms then Bert  :knuppel2:
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Bfellows on May 24, 2014, 11:00 PM
Fookin good job she didn't catch you doing those tyres in the bathrooms then Bert  :knuppel2:

She's ok with the bathroom thing as I clean it when I'm done.........
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Picklez on May 24, 2014, 11:30 PM
My wifey had a chuckle when I read this to her, then just said "well at least it wasn't wheels in the dishwasher or a tuf neck in the oven"

Think I'm training her slowly, Got to love them

Probably a few of us been caught out over the years  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Bfellows on May 24, 2014, 11:37 PM
Tuf neck in the oven......... Enlighten me!
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Picklez on May 24, 2014, 11:52 PM
Inverse of the freezer trick, was restoring one and wanted to remove the shaft, alloy will heat and expand earlier/quicker than the steel.

Steps:

Get yourself a nice thick plank of wood, drill a 7/8" hole in the middle of it, loosen the big bolt in the stem shaft until its only biting by a couple of threads, put whole stem in the oven (Jamie recommends gas mark 6  :2funny:) for 10 min's, remove from oven, drop through hole in plank, place assembly over a vice (or edge of worktop etc) and tap top of large stem bolt lightly with rubber mallet, block of wood etc. It will fall apart without damaging either piece. Use the freezer (on shaft) to put back together without risk of damage  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Dannywhac on May 24, 2014, 11:53 PM
Probably a few of us been caught out over the years  :daumenhoch:

Got the frames out before the other half came back but failed to drain said bath. Only thing mentioned was: 'Why is the bath full of piss?'

(http://i1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff443/dannywhack/Bath.jpg~original)
Title: Re: I've just had a bollocking of the mrs.........
Post by: Picklez on May 24, 2014, 11:59 PM
 :2funny:

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