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Title: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on September 17, 2005, 07:58 PM
Hows about a "quote of the day" or week etc ,as there's some great patter on here 8) well when im on anyways ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on September 17, 2005, 09:52 PM
''boll0cks tommy''

hows that for a quote

lmao

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on September 18, 2005, 12:21 AM
One in the bush is worth two in the hand ??? how's that dave ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: daz bmx it! on September 18, 2005, 10:06 AM
Never eat anything bigger than your head! or that smells of sick! ???
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on September 18, 2005, 05:19 PM
never cut the grass whilst wearing turn ups!!

shit in your hat and punch it!!

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: puss in boots on September 18, 2005, 05:30 PM
never listen to old fools on bikes
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on September 18, 2005, 10:14 PM
Never trust a cat ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: pickle on September 19, 2005, 01:49 PM
Never type "BMX" in the ebay search!  your life will never be the same!  :o
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on September 19, 2005, 01:58 PM
never bum a donkey.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: oberonspacefruit on September 19, 2005, 02:19 PM
unless its for pie and chips.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on September 19, 2005, 02:22 PM
Are the chips in a Barm?
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Sanmarcopizza on September 19, 2005, 02:25 PM
No, in the air
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: SAND N DIRT on September 19, 2005, 04:59 PM
"How about a nob?"

Ps: Don't know if I spelled this right...
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Stodgy on September 20, 2005, 01:15 PM
Quote from: ORB on September 19, 2005, 01:58 PM
never bum a donkey.

Orb - what on earth goes on in your mind dude?!  ;)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on September 20, 2005, 09:50 PM
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never bum a donkey

Surley the quote of the week then ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Stodgy on September 20, 2005, 10:38 PM
Quote from: The-flying-banana on September 20, 2005, 09:50 PM
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never bum a donkey

Surley the quote of the week then ;D

Nope, better than that - it's got to be quote of the year. I have a strange perverse mind, but would never think of 'never bum a donkey'...very, very odd. Orb - did you forget your medication?  ;)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Waxintaxin on September 22, 2005, 02:19 PM
LOl

never bum a Donkey , christ never go near a donkey full stop , evil little horses that they are.

Rich :)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on September 22, 2005, 02:31 PM
And try not to bum them if you do go near.

They love it up the ass them little munkins!!
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: oberonspacefruit on September 22, 2005, 02:33 PM
witty repartee
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: spinmaster on September 27, 2005, 08:47 PM
lets get crackin with the knackin
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Jazzchimp on September 27, 2005, 09:49 PM
Many hands make light work, no, hang on, too many cooks spoil the broth!!!
Confused!
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on September 28, 2005, 07:27 PM
well if there is too many cocks spoiling your broth jazz that will make you a little confused ;D do what i do and make sure they leave the money on the mantilpiece ;)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: aditup on October 01, 2005, 10:38 AM
Don't trust a woman, who's head is bigger than yours. :-\
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: hotplate on October 02, 2005, 11:46 PM
Don't eat yellow snow!!!!.

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Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: SAND N DIRT on October 03, 2005, 07:14 PM
Why not a quote of a quotation that is quoted by a quatotar who doesn't know to quote!
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on October 04, 2005, 12:20 PM
Dog for sale
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: cactus on October 04, 2005, 02:12 PM
Just because im parinoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me  :o
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on October 04, 2005, 03:25 PM
the doctor  said i was shcizophrenic, but im in two minds about it

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 01, 2005, 11:19 AM
Oh i see we are using said "quote thing" i,ll pat myself on the back then  :-\ well donre there nana lad ;D

See im not as daft as im stupid looking ;)

that's another quote for ye ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: lazychubs on November 01, 2005, 11:33 AM
dont you mean
:Dim not as green as im cabbage looking  :D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 01, 2005, 11:35 AM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO Thats down sarf patter not very funny really ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Kelly on November 01, 2005, 10:30 PM
"just because you feel it, doesnt mean its there"   :)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 01, 2005, 10:33 PM
W.T.F must be a missing limb thing then ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: kusam on November 01, 2005, 10:34 PM
or a 6 pack
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: showtime on November 01, 2005, 10:44 PM
Nostalgia aint what it used to be!

i'm suffering from Deja Vu & Amnesia both at the same time! hold on i think i've forgotten this before ???

don't wipe your ass on a broken bottle!

i'll see you alright ;)

then mutter under your breath when i get me glasses ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Radrider on November 06, 2005, 05:14 PM
 :) What goes around comes around :)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on November 06, 2005, 06:00 PM
stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 06, 2005, 06:07 PM
Better the devil you know ;)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Radrider on November 06, 2005, 06:33 PM
                                               8) Let sleeping dogs Lie 8)
                                                                   ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on November 06, 2005, 06:34 PM
knock ten bells of shite out of him

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Radrider on November 06, 2005, 06:38 PM
                          8) How do u eat a Elephant ? One bite at a time 8)
 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)













Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 06, 2005, 06:47 PM
Man these posts are taking on a very dark element  ???


two in the bush is worth one in the hand ;)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: billstup on November 06, 2005, 06:50 PM
Shit in your hat and punch it  ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on November 06, 2005, 07:43 PM
Quote from: Rom Bloke on September 18, 2005, 05:19 PM
never cut the grass whilst wearing turn ups!!

shit in your hat and punch it!!

Dave

bill i had that one on page one...lol

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on November 06, 2005, 07:45 PM
never look at the sun with your eyes open

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: billstup on November 06, 2005, 10:43 PM
Quote from: Rom Bloke on November 06, 2005, 07:43 PM
Quote from: Rom Bloke on September 18, 2005, 05:19 PM
never cut the grass whilst wearing turn ups!!

shit in your hat and punch it!!

Dave

bill i had that one on page one...lol

Dave

Yeah, but it`s worth another outing  ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 07, 2005, 12:00 AM
Just remembered this one ;) mechanics talk by the way ;D

You could,nae put a nut in a monkies mouth
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on November 07, 2005, 08:43 AM
If the wind changes, you'll stay like that.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Rombloke on November 07, 2005, 08:50 AM
''i'll make you smile on the other side of your face!!''
another favourite of my mums was .....''do you want a good hiding??''

lol...like i was ever gonna turn around and say...''ooh, yes please''

Dave
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: oberonspacefruit on November 07, 2005, 09:14 AM
if you fall out of that tree and break your leg, dont come running to me.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: plugwit on November 07, 2005, 11:10 PM
"why not"
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on November 08, 2005, 12:21 AM
'Are you listening to me?'
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Radrider on November 08, 2005, 06:22 PM
               

                  8)Heres one of my mam,s     "ill Wipe that ( :)) off your face 8)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: plugwit on November 08, 2005, 09:06 PM
can u cry underwater
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: plugwit on November 08, 2005, 09:07 PM
who put's the keep off the grass signs there
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: plugwit on November 08, 2005, 09:09 PM
if swimming is so good for u why are whales so fat
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Romswife on November 08, 2005, 10:52 PM
Quote from: plugwit on November 08, 2005, 09:06 PM
can u cry underwater
spongebob can
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: billstup on November 08, 2005, 11:41 PM
You`ll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute  ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 09, 2005, 12:50 AM
Takes less muscles to smile  ??? and loads more to frown ;) so when peeps ask me to smile i say;

I like to keep me face fit ;)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Lazarou on November 09, 2005, 07:35 AM
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on November 09, 2005, 09:40 AM
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Click here to find out (http://makephpbb.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php't=5043&highlight=sliced+bread&mforum=firebird)
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Beckyboo on November 09, 2005, 11:35 AM
Ahh...them were the days......
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: The-flying-banana on November 09, 2005, 01:16 PM
Ye that take me back  ;D look at them old avators then ;D
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: oberonspacefruit on November 09, 2005, 01:19 PM
heh heh. oldrad.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Radrider on November 09, 2005, 01:48 PM
 8)wait till your father gets home :-X
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: DR VINOAH on March 04, 2006, 10:14 PM
anything that ben kingsly aka DON LOGAN says in SEXY BEAST
his 1st scene is just pure genius.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ronnie360 on June 26, 2006, 11:05 AM
life is a journey not a race ride it well  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Bob_Acid on June 26, 2006, 12:36 PM
owwww, me gonads.
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: selfpreservation on June 27, 2006, 05:35 PM
dont touch what you cant straddle
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: selfpreservation on June 27, 2006, 05:36 PM
if you like it lick it and if you dont like lickin it .................................let it go
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: Stace on July 17, 2006, 05:29 PM
If you don't like it...........get fuk'd!
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ronnie360 on July 17, 2006, 07:24 PM
heres one why is it when you are laying turf some stupid fool always says green side up that really does wind me up  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ORB on July 17, 2006, 11:33 PM
12
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: ronnie360 on July 22, 2006, 10:41 AM
best to be late in this world than early in the next ..........
Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: FuNMoNsTeR on July 27, 2006, 10:13 PM
Quote from: Lazarou on November 09, 2005, 07:35 AM
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Hovis

Confusious say: Man who shit on public weighbridge do business on large scale.

Title: Re: Great patter
Post by: P0LL0 on July 28, 2006, 01:13 PM
Quote from: FuNMoNsTeR on July 27, 2006, 10:13 PM
Quote from: Lazarou on November 09, 2005, 07:35 AM
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Hovis

Confusious say: Man who shit on public weighbridge do business on large scale.



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