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Title: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: Frosty on March 09, 2007, 10:02 AM

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through  the entrance. 

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't you f***ing idiot! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven, why the hell would you think they're twins...? Do you really think they look alike, you f***ing d*ckhead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice!"

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: gt0733 on March 09, 2007, 10:05 AM

 :2funny: :2funny:

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: BrianP on March 09, 2007, 10:09 AM

 :2funny:

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: kdw712 on March 09, 2007, 10:17 AM

 :LolLolLolLol:

 :daumenhoch:

made me laugh

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: harris on March 09, 2007, 10:18 AM

spot on .

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: theRuler on March 09, 2007, 11:38 AM

lol

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: Gashead on March 09, 2007, 11:44 AM

 :LolLolLolLol:

Just sent this around the office - to women that shop in Tesco  :2funny:

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: madall on March 09, 2007, 01:53 PM

 :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol: :daumenhoch:

Title: Re: Joke du jour - Tescos - Every little helps!
Post by: bmxmatt1974 on March 09, 2007, 02:48 PM

 :LolLolLolLol: