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Title: worst bike name
Post by: theRuler on March 30, 2007, 09:52 PM

i'll kick this one off:

in the nineties raleigh made some blinders called:  "ferret" and "juicer"

but gary fisher made the "pure bender"

no joke :D

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: brass monkey! on March 30, 2007, 09:56 PM

............Burner !  ;D

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: brass monkey! on March 30, 2007, 10:00 PM

anything with the word 'two'  after it,

trickstar 2
torker 2
etc...................
why bother ???

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Jt on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: selfpreservation on March 30, 2007, 10:10 PM

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?

i think youve just invented a lang filter for burner

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Dark Diggler on March 30, 2007, 10:19 PM

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of ky jelly?

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: hunterdubber on March 31, 2007, 11:56 AM

I 've just seen a

HAWK SCORCHER

That does sound poxy  ;D

Apperently a Woolworth special  :daumenhoch:

On  the bay if anyone is interested   >:D

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: winnit93 on March 31, 2007, 12:03 PM

TENSOR MADE SOME SHIT!

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: OrgasmDonor on March 31, 2007, 04:02 PM

hutch, appropriately named after a shed :LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Moose on April 02, 2007, 07:39 PM

Quote from: selfpreservation on March 30, 2007, 10:10 PM

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?

i think youve just invented a lang filter for burner

 :LolLolLolLol:  I agree - C'mon Mods, make it happen  :LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: jT Racing on April 02, 2007, 08:16 PM

huffy. was it pissed off or something

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Jazzchimp on April 02, 2007, 08:28 PM

Rebel! cos it wasn't

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: bof on April 02, 2007, 09:30 PM

yamaha byz. It used to make me chuckle.

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: tricknuts on April 03, 2007, 05:33 AM

iron horse

not sure about the horse, but Iron was pretty accurate

and top of the camp names must be "puch"

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: motomagII on April 03, 2007, 08:33 AM

well i think pk ripper should have been pk snapper .would have been more appropriate lol
best has to be iron horse sounds heavy and crap and it was

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: jimmyp on April 03, 2007, 08:57 AM

iron horse :D

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: muttley on April 03, 2007, 02:53 PM

Scorpion Breakdancer  :idiot2:

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: hunterdubber on April 03, 2007, 06:37 PM

Any bike made by a company called

ACORN

 :wtf:

 :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:  :LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Steve P on April 03, 2007, 06:41 PM

Pirahna ... my mate had one and after riding it I reckon that's where all my back problems started  ;D

Steve

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: OrgasmDonor on April 03, 2007, 07:02 PM

huffy, thats what the kids used to throw when they got one for chrimbo ;D

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Jt on April 03, 2007, 09:39 PM

Quote from: Moose on April 02, 2007, 07:39 PM

Quote from: selfpreservation on March 30, 2007, 10:10 PM

Quote from: jonathonturner on March 30, 2007, 10:09 PM

them raleigh fookpigs were pretty shit.

cant think why they called them that.

then there was the super fookpig, the ultra fookpig and the tuff fookpig...oh, and the super tuff fookpig.

pro fookpigs were half ok but still called fookpig..

where did i put that other bottle of vodka?

i think youve just invented a lang filter for burner

 :LolLolLolLol:  I agree - C'mon Mods, make it happen  :LolLolLolLol:

do it!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: worst bike name
Post by: Flying_fox on April 04, 2007, 05:07 PM

Quote from: tricknuts on April 03, 2007, 05:33 AM

iron horse

not sure about the horse, but Iron was pretty accurate

and top of the camp names must be "puch"

I'm with you there, I always thought those two were the wankest bikes with the wankest names.

Even worse than the fookpig....lmfao