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Title: WORST BMX
Post by: HEYWOOD BMX on October 05, 2007, 11:52 AM
 :)What`s the worst bike masquerading as a BMX that you have ever seen/owned? My friend had a  German thing callled a Sprick in the early 80`s that had a plastic stem.And why do some of the newer low end "Freestyle bikes"all have v-brakes?
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: pickle on October 05, 2007, 11:54 AM
they aren't freestyle bikes mate....they're ride round the block and leave in the garden in the rain bikes  :daumenhoch:

i know i'll get ripped apart...but i think the MKII Burner was pretty shamefull! 
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: dialledbikes on October 05, 2007, 12:14 PM
Plenty of crap supermarket BMX bikes in Toys-R-Us, Woolworths, Argos, etc.  But most people know those are toys not proper bikes.

If we're talking about bikes which purport to be proper BMX bikes but are rubbish, then there was a bike in Ride several years ago (I think it might have been an Emmelle) which they refused to test cost it was so crap.
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: HEYWOOD BMX on October 05, 2007, 12:29 PM
 :) I remember that heap-a Barracuda Mojo!
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: OrgasmDonor on October 05, 2007, 12:31 PM
looptail rippers,VDC changas, trm's etc, all got a rep for snapping so therefore masquerading as proper bmx's but not quite up to the job.

let the lynching commence :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: darkersomeday on October 05, 2007, 12:39 PM
barracuda mojo :daumenhoch:

zanzibar pirahna

any 90's haro
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: dialledbikes on October 05, 2007, 12:47 PM
:) I remember that heap-a Barracuda Mojo!

That's the one.  I thought it was an Emmelle as the Barracuda was distributed by Moore and Large (and Emmelle is their own brand, i.e. ML).

The guy from Moore and Large was well pissed off and offered to buy Ride mag off Mark Noble!

It really was a POS that bike!
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: Lazarou on October 05, 2007, 12:51 PM
What was the name of that Airborne titanium thing from the 90's?  That was horrible! ( and super expensive!)
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: darkersomeday on October 05, 2007, 12:57 PM
the airborne "miss-behavin" :buck2:

i had one for nearly a week, complete shitter :daumenhoch:
felt worse to ride than it did to look at! :shocked:

raleigh "juicer"

Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: dialledbikes on October 05, 2007, 12:58 PM
What was the name of that Airborne titanium thing from the 90's?  That was horrible! ( and super expensive!)

I think it was call Miss Behavin for some peculiar reason.  Charles Townsend rode one afer Robinson.

The seat tube was too long so they had a weird profile to them.
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: dialledbikes on October 05, 2007, 12:59 PM
You got the snap and holeshot on me there, Joe!
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: mattnice on October 05, 2007, 01:55 PM
iron horse dirt burner and piranhas terrible bikes
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: muttley on October 05, 2007, 02:07 PM
I raced some chick on a 'miss b having' at Hayes last year and i actually thought it looked quite a nice ride. She was an ex pro or something and royally kicked my arse  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: Shings on October 05, 2007, 02:31 PM
looptail rippers,VDC changas, trm's etc, all got a rep for snapping so therefore masquerading as proper bmx's but not quite up to the job.

let the lynching commence :LolLolLolLol:


I cant see how my TRM would snap- looks pretty solid to me.. but I have been warned the forks are flimsey... I used to jump of 10/12 steps at my Senior school though BITD and never had any issues....


As for shit bikes..... my first universal was pretty poor.

Jake
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: JT71 on October 05, 2007, 03:11 PM
i know i'll get ripped apart...but i think the MKII Burner was pretty shamefull! 

well they are better than mkI's aren't they???

I never had a MKII as a kid only a I so I'm really enjoying my MKII's now.

When I was a kid a green street beat was my dream bike, I never had one, and there's no chance of me doing
any tricks, but I now have a raw frame and forks...I'm just not sure about building it, you know what they
say about meeting your heroes...

Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: magna13 on October 05, 2007, 07:23 PM
Magna Acid

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/u193/zakw13/Magna-1.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: alfie on October 05, 2007, 07:58 PM
fcuk me that is one shite bike !
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: alfie on October 05, 2007, 08:03 PM
more shite
(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/q43/pdisley/untitled.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: martin46 on October 05, 2007, 08:15 PM
two shitters i remember that couple kids on my street had in the 80's were a 'viceroy' that weighed so much i think it was made of scaffold bar and had rock hard plastic grips on it that tore your hands to pieces, but from what i rember it looked the buisness with two tone met red and white paint and all red anno parts.

the other was a 'garelli' i think, it had 21 spoked plastic mags which shattered when he went off a set of six steps at the local school. :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: beard1973 on October 05, 2007, 10:24 PM
they aren't freestyle bikes mate....they're ride round the block and leave in the garden in the rain bikes  :daumenhoch:

i know i'll get ripped apart...but i think the MKII Burner was pretty shamefull! 

Yes Raleigh got the geometry ALL wrong.... but as an entry level, introduction to BMX for the price they cost you can't really complain...

"SHAMEFUL"....  ::)  I wouldn't be ashemed to own any of these.... :daumenhoch:

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/24.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/25.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/26.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/27.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/28.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/29.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/30.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/31.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/32.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y107/juliantaff/33.jpg)

There are dozens of cr@p BMX's out there before you reach the Burner...  :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: darkersomeday on October 05, 2007, 10:52 PM
to be fair i have more loathing for some of the 90's bikes from the big companies than i ever had for the burners,

anyone remember the abortion that was the haro T-bone?
the 90's mongoose too, that thing was more "mong" than "goose" :LolLolLolLol:

lastly, i have the upmost contempt for any "bmx" ever made by the company Specialized :buck2:
i did a bit of sick in my mouth just then thinking of their "fatboy" bike with the dodgy tubes,


here you go mr dialled, hope you havent just eaten ;)


(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/g171/jarvicseven/IMG_6468.jpg)



Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: rory on October 05, 2007, 10:54 PM
most os bikes up to 1989  :) sorry
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: MartyC on October 05, 2007, 11:56 PM
i know i'll get ripped apart...but i think the MKII Burner was pretty shamefull! 

Think the Mk1 also fell into that category  :LolLolLolLol:

For me it had to be the Saxon BMX, crap all round  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: thesku11s on October 06, 2007, 01:46 AM
all the current bmx's made by the big 'ol companies.

gt, mongoose etc.

just as bad as magna's
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: madall on October 06, 2007, 07:16 AM
Tensor BMX's and Burners....oh and anything Halfords produced I.E Halfords Turbo...all shite

Tange Aero pro not classed by me as a burner before I get a ripping...I own 3 of em
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: spillers#1 on October 06, 2007, 08:23 AM
Anyone remember the HAWK SCORCHER i think you could get them in woolworths,they looked a bit like a kuwahara  :)
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: pickle on October 06, 2007, 09:00 AM
all the current bmx's made by the big 'ol companies.

gt, mongoose etc.

just as bad as magna's

I have disagree with that mate!!  yes they may be at the cheaper end of the market....but geometry wise and ride wise they are more than okay......ask Voodocars, he's got a GT complete bike and he rides it like it was a pro bike!

The whole thing about crap bikes were geometry, weight and plain crappy parts........i'd say the MKII burner was miles worst than the MK1.....i had a MKI and it was okay......rode my mates MKII and it was awful! 
i always loved the MKI Tuff burner BITD  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: ducati ste on October 06, 2007, 02:08 PM
First bmx i had was a red Piranha with banana mags weighted an absoloutley obsence amount. It was the mutts nutts to me at the time though,but then i was only about 8 yr old.

A lad in our street had a Kalcoff that was meant to be a bmx i think.Well it looked similar as in it had two wheels and a frame. God knows were his folks got it from. We called it the Kalcoff rackoff coz it was so bad. Another two brothers had some diy bmx's that they had to build in kit form they were pretty grim aswell, carn't remember the name of them.
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: Lazarou on October 06, 2007, 02:57 PM
Ace Racing T.I.T.S.
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: MartyC on October 06, 2007, 03:13 PM
Ace Racing T.I.T.S.

As in the UK ACE Racing from Walthamstow ridden by Cav Strutt, Pete Middelton and Nicki Mathews?  Surely not Laz I would have thought they were well before your time, around 81ish weren't they?  I love my ACE Pro, band would rate it as one of the best bikes I have owned (and I have owned a fair few).  Here's me on it back in 81 ...

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/g114/martycoughlin/scan0002.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: Lazarou on October 06, 2007, 03:47 PM
Ace Racing T.I.T.S.

As in the UK ACE Racing from Walthamstow ridden by Cav Strutt, Pete Middelton and Nicki Mathews?  Surely not Laz I would have thought they were well before your time, around 81ish weren't they?  I love my ACE Pro, band would rate it as one of the best bikes I have owned (and I have owned a fair few).  Here's me on it back in 81 ...

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/g114/martycoughlin/scan0002.jpg)


Before my time? How very dare you! I started riding in 1980! Definately a different Ace racing though Marty the one i'm on about was a shite frameset from around '95 a generic POS.
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: MartyC on October 06, 2007, 03:49 PM
Ace Racing T.I.T.S.

As in the UK ACE Racing from Walthamstow ridden by Cav Strutt, Pete Middelton and Nicki Mathews?  Surely not Laz I would have thought they were well before your time, around 81ish weren't they?  I love my ACE Pro, band would rate it as one of the best bikes I have owned (and I have owned a fair few).  Here's me on it back in 81 ...

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/g114/martycoughlin/scan0002.jpg)


Before my time? How very dare you! I started riding in 1980! Definately a different Ace racing though Marty the one i'm on about was a shite frameset from around '95 a generic POS.

 :LolLolLolLol:  I meant your favoured period of collecting  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: Lazarou on October 06, 2007, 03:50 PM
Ace Racing T.I.T.S.

As in the UK ACE Racing from Walthamstow ridden by Cav Strutt, Pete Middelton and Nicki Mathews?  Surely not Laz I would have thought they were well before your time, around 81ish weren't they?  I love my ACE Pro, band would rate it as one of the best bikes I have owned (and I have owned a fair few).  Here's me on it back in 81 ...

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/g114/martycoughlin/scan0002.jpg)


Before my time? How very dare you! I started riding in 1980! Definately a different Ace racing though Marty the one i'm on about was a shite frameset from around '95 a generic POS.

 :LolLolLolLol:  I meant your favoured period of collecting  :daumenhoch:


Then I sincerely apologize!  :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: TwoBobRob on October 06, 2007, 04:42 PM
I remember the t.i.t.s............  rotten things....... 


Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: alfie on October 06, 2007, 06:17 PM
i was chatting to my mate today , and he said his first bike was a copy of  burner called a lilo . a copy of a burner , i can't beleve you would copy such a bag of shite
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: madall on October 10, 2007, 03:26 AM
you can "A NEW BURNER" :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: theRuler on October 10, 2007, 09:07 AM
the ace racing totally integrated trick system (lol) wasn't that bad

i think the acorn freeway was one of the worse
the tubes were so weak they just snapped in the showroom without being touched
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: Moose on October 10, 2007, 11:52 AM

...oh and anything Halfords produced I.E Halfords Turbo...all shite



i think the acorn freeway was one of the worse
the tubes were so weak they just snapped in the showroom without being touched


 :LolLolLolLol:

I had both a Halfords Turbo and a Freeway Freestyler and yes, both were shite.

Irrespective of how shite they were, I loved them both. When my parents bought the Turbo, I feckin loved it.

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/e250/Christmoose/Misc/HalfordsTurbo.jpg)

The Freeway weighed a ton and it had no problem with the headtube/downtube cracking that the first batch did (the ones with the GT style bent tube). I also thought the Acorn Freestyle wheels were great, although my mates tuffs were definately a better wheel. It did crack eventually at the top tube plate gusset with the seat tube  :'(

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/e250/Christmoose/Misc/MeFreeway-1.jpg)
Title: Re: WORST BMX
Post by: dannyboy on October 10, 2007, 06:21 PM
Mud crunchers were pretty bad a bit like peranah,s. But team Puch Murry's gotta be the worst

lol that was my first bmx  think that was arc welded together more bird shit round the bb than somewhere theres loads of pigeons shitting
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