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Title: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: kuwahero on January 25, 2008, 04:48 PM
Whats the dumbest thing you ever did to your bike when you thought you were making improvement(s)? :uglystupid2:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: Lazarou on January 25, 2008, 04:49 PM
Fake barbed wire.  :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: rory on January 25, 2008, 04:56 PM
covering it in stickers, then taking them all off
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: wildwood1971 on January 25, 2008, 05:19 PM
Clipping playing cards to the chainstay to make it sound like a motorbike  :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: jackel on January 25, 2008, 05:22 PM
bread bag fasteners to the brake cables :)i know we all did it :)
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: kuwahero on January 25, 2008, 05:24 PM
mine was getting my cousin, to weld some door handles to my frame as it was cheaper than the bolt on ones. they looked proper shit but did the job :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: Swivel on January 25, 2008, 05:25 PM
Drilled too many holes in my seat, fookin thing was so weak had to get a new one, old man wasn't happy  ;D
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: scary_leary on January 25, 2008, 05:40 PM
Fitting a CW laidback with support to me silverstreak..
I was only 13 and couldnt reach the bars.
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: baldbmxer on January 25, 2008, 05:55 PM
Polishing tuff neck stems and Redline chainwheels!
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Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: pickle on January 25, 2008, 06:15 PM
checking my chain tension........while riding and still pedalling!!   :'(    5 stiches and lots of tears
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: Lazarou on January 25, 2008, 06:15 PM
Polishing tuff neck stems and Redline chainwheels!
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Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: HEYWOOD BMX on January 25, 2008, 06:23 PM
 :) Painting my  black comp 3`s  white with some gloss I found in the garage......
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: pickle on January 25, 2008, 06:25 PM
:) Painting my  black comp 3`s  white with some gloss I found in the garage......

sorry mate no offense but that is truely  :idiot2: 

 ;)  the things we used to do as kids  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: highrisedrifter on January 25, 2008, 06:27 PM
Peeling all the gold plastic off my Super Tuff Burner, leaving a chrome frame with gold plastic in the bits I couldn't reach.  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: southern andy on January 25, 2008, 06:46 PM
Tried my damned hardest to scratch off the lightening streak on my Elina saddle, made a right mess of it aswell.
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: SaMAlex on January 25, 2008, 07:07 PM
polishing all the blue anodising off the only blue Redneck stem I have ever seen cos I couldnt find a silver TNT.
Oh, hang on .... that was Stodgy!  :LolLolLolLol:  :2gunsfiring_v1:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: Flatcap on January 25, 2008, 07:08 PM
I did the fake barbed wire thing too - fooking sad!

Daz.
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: MartyC on January 25, 2008, 07:33 PM
Drilling my MX1000, chainring, brake lever, seat and pedal cages to save weight.  Looked pants as none of the holes lined up, my brake didn't work as it flexed like fook and my seat cracked and cut my arse  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: SaMAlex on January 25, 2008, 07:50 PM
I covered my WHOLE bike in stickers. There was even a small hole for the chain to pass through.

Hmmm, 84 sport, Leary Turbo cranks, gold DXs, DC brake and seat clamp, Performer bars, GT Malet stem, epoch headset. Not bad at all for a thrown together 2nd bike.


Oh, and SS20 is the local skateboard shop that Mon (still) owns.

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/r313/alexleech/Bikes/Harostickered.jpg)

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/r313/alexleech/Bikes/Haropose.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: bof on January 25, 2008, 08:01 PM
Fitting a CW laidback with support to me silverstreak..
I was only 13 and couldnt reach the bars.

Ah, Lee now I remember you.  :daumenhoch:

Looking back I suppose paint stripping my leary turbos wasnt too good of an idea.
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: gossa on January 25, 2008, 08:32 PM
wanting Ame Fini's so bad that I bought the last pair available.

Doesn't sound too bad so far but my bike was a blue DB Senior Pro with blue DB bars/stem/seat/post/cranks/pedals/blue 7X's and the grips were...YELLOW AND RED.....bike looked proper shite....

Oh, no i just remembered a better one!!!!! When SPD's came out early nineties I put a set on my BMX and did a few gates at a national, crashed big style and took them straight off.  I said then, and stand behind it now, SPD's have NO place in bmx...............
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: welsh denny on January 25, 2008, 10:50 PM
i too did the painted whitewall trick to my burner tyres ( which just cracked and flaked) and also repainted the white to my extra burner which ran into the red and turned PINK!! i have a pic i'll have to post up.
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: Trev on January 25, 2008, 11:09 PM
i remember telling people how weak Skyway Tuffs were. I said they snap if you do Miami Hop-Hops. But I kept on showing people and constantly kept snapping Tuffs.  :idiot2:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: Flatcap on January 25, 2008, 11:14 PM
Alex....why the cones in the bedroom?  ???

Daz.
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: kuwahero on January 26, 2008, 12:08 AM
Alex....why the cones in the bedroom?  ???

Daz.

someone told him he needed new ones for his tuffs  :LolLolLolLol:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: SaMAlex on January 26, 2008, 12:12 AM
Alex....why the cones in the bedroom?  ???

Daz.

someone told him he needed new ones for his tuffs  :LolLolLolLol:

I dont know. I had all kinds of crap nailed to my wall at home. A massive colection of coke cans (I used to drink loads of it) and bike parts everywhere (there is a opc and chainring on the wall behind me?).
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: tricknuts on January 26, 2008, 04:16 AM


1. spray painting my yellow tuffs white

2. Putting griptape on my seat then wondering why i developed a hole in the arse of my "aero" pants

3. Spraying WD40 over my rims to stop the brakes squealing

4. giving away my prolite CC     :'(

Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: RATTY on January 26, 2008, 12:12 PM
My beloved ACE frame snapped, money was scarce so I grabbed some steel table legs of a school desk, my dads mate welded it up for me, this wouldnt have been so bad except I got him to extend the TT to 21", because we didnt change any other angles I couldnt get the front end up unless I was leaning right over the back of the bike :shocked:

I still managed to beat Sid Salisbury at rOm race on it :daumenhoch:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: perry on January 26, 2008, 12:31 PM
"polishing all the blue anodising off the only blue Redneck stem I have ever seen cos I couldnt find a silver TNT"

is that 1" or 1 1/8"

(http://www.radbmx.co.uk/archive/albums/y165/imperry/Picturexfvbcbvcvb.jpg)

i only made improvements to my bike  :)

although cutting one end of the bars and inch shorter to make x ups easier was a bit  :idiot2:
Title: Re: Dumb and Dumberer
Post by: bmxer4ever on January 26, 2008, 05:52 PM
Stripping all the paint off my '87 yellow Master, just 'coz it had started to wear off on the toptubes near the seatclamp. Buying a Curtis Freestyler instead of a Haro or Performer in late '84. Giving my remodelled, resprayed and restickered '87 Master to Amos Burke who promptly took all the stickers off, wrecked the chainstays then gave it away.... I'm sure there will be more "mistakes". I'll post when I remember some....
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