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Title: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: dwain dibbly on April 02, 2008, 09:07 PM

im absolutely devasted that  i cant make this creation night for us wannabes :'( :'( :'(
but the next one i will move heaven and earth for ;) ;)
i'd like to ask a favour of anyone that wold like to spend some time with me
in return for a free curry :D :D :shocked: :2funny: :2funny:
i have a dream,,,,,, i want to do a 360  ::) ::)
could someone please teach me or am i beyond help :( :( :(

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: scowey on April 02, 2008, 09:53 PM

I wouldnt try it tonight after them 3 bottles of wine   :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: steve Beech TA on April 02, 2008, 10:10 PM

360 Insruction

Now then are you ready!

Lesson 1

 :daumenhoch: Stand in the middle of the lounge

 :daumenhoch: Stand with your feet shoulder width apart, knees slightly bent. holding your hands in front of you in line with your waste.

 :daumenhoch: Now make your hands, like an action mans hands (remember BITD)

 :daumenhoch: Now stand there and envisage you you are a BMX king, don't worry about looking like you have shit your pants. just think BMX KING, BMX KING, BMX KING.

 :daumenhoch: Now jump and twist your hips in the direction you want to spin.

And its as easy as that. Please let me know how you got on.

NOTE: The writer of this instruction does not except any responsibility for bad backs, twisted ankles or knocks to the head as a result of hitting a low ceiling, especialy after the consumption of three botles of plonk

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: TwoBobRob on April 02, 2008, 10:21 PM

I'll get you round dwain, no worries.

Remember to bring your balls with you though, no pussying out   ;)

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: Trev on April 03, 2008, 01:22 AM

you don't have to worry about that Rob. He's got balls the size of watermelons....

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: pickle on April 03, 2008, 07:39 AM

Too right Trev!  do you remember Dwains tailwhip attempts?   :crazy2:

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: dwain dibbly on April 03, 2008, 09:49 AM

Quote from: pickle on April 03, 2008, 07:39 AM

Too right Trev!  do you remember Dwains tailwhip attempts?   :crazy2:

wouldnt exactly call it an attempt :2funny: :2funny:
i think you have to have some idea of what your doing before
it can be classed as an attempt :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: pickle on April 03, 2008, 09:51 AM

 :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:  i laugh to myself every time i think of you going for those on that Mini ramp at Creation.........i just couldn't believe my eyes!  not at your attempts (don't get me wrong i'm not ripping you to bits here) just that it was only the second time you'd ridden and the first time on your new school bike.

the look on everyones faces was just WTF!!   :shocked:

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: dwain dibbly on April 03, 2008, 10:15 AM

in my head im the greatest rider ever  :2funny:
but when i attempt anything. whats in my head doesn't
match up to what im actually doing ::) :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:

like the tailwhip attempts, i can actually see myself doing them and know
how im going to do it , but as soon as i get to the top of the ramp everything
goes wrong and i end up looking like a "spastic in a magnet factory" :shocked: :idiot2: :idiot2: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Title: Re: THE NEXT NOVICE NIGHT!!!
Post by: JT71 on April 03, 2008, 11:18 AM

and I can in on the lesson for some 180 instruction, on the mini. gotta get over that lip.  :daumenhoch: