Author Topic: wifes going to kill me!! (Read 2111 times)

rick1970 · « **on:** February 06, 2011, 05:17 PM »

lesson number 1,when removing forks from frame do not perform task on bed,as i just have, all was going really
well i unscrewed top of headset and put carefully aside then gently slid out the forks no problem,THEN DISASTER STRIKES DAM out drops the bearing races
onto new cream quilt cover leaving two perfect black grease rings on quilt which i cant shift ,am i in the shit i think so ,wifes not seen them yet and they stand out like
a sore thumb,ive got a feeling my gear is going to banished from my room soon

mattfx81 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:20 PM »

White spirit on a cloth quick

rick1970 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:22 PM »

good idea ,shes just walked through front door to shit this gunner be stealth job

Badbaldie · « **Reply #3 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:23 PM »

turn the duvet over

trasher · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:24 PM »

quickly get back in the bedroom and pull one off ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

she'l be less pissed off with white stains rather than black grease stains

Badbaldie · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:29 PM »

and switch the cam on and film it . never miss a u tube moment. i mean when she finds out

brettypeeps · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2011, 05:34 PM »

Tell her you are having an affair and she will be so pissed of about that she wont be arsed about the duvet

she will just tell you how much she loves you and not to leave her

Raz · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:11 PM »

hOW OLD ARE YOU 10?

aerostylie · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:13 PM »

i've asked my good lady, shes know about these things, you know cleaning,washing,stains etc, she said........ your fcuked

Been there dude so can understand..good luck!

Dark Diggler · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:54 PM »

Fart and leave some follow-thru drizzle over the area concerned thus creating a no sniff zone, she will never know it was oil on there

mattfx81 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 06, 2011, 07:57 PM »

Sod the white spirit just shart on it as diggler says.

Robbo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:06 PM »

Too funny, cant think I've ever thought about building a bike on my bed though!!

Mrs Robbo says fairy washing up liquid may shift it.

oldschoolrb · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:15 PM »

as it said in the program location location location ! pop a shit load of candels in the bed room , candels candels candels put a burn in the sheets on the marks !! and change them ,, tell the little lady you were trying to be nice cus your all about the bikes ...... big sorry about the sheets , big night for your self posible Brian Johnson your winning . what where you stripping on your bed by the way

we all love bikes here but come on ,, in your bed

58 delray · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:30 PM »

any one know if he is still alive as he hasn't posted for a while

NORTY40 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:40 PM »

but like the others have said what the fook were you doing stripping a bike on the bed

One can only come to the conclusion it involved somekind of sexual act involving the headtube or if you were really blessed the bottom bracket

oldschoolrb · « **Reply #15 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:42 PM »

candles candles candles ! every time .......

trasher · « **Reply #16 on:** February 06, 2011, 08:54 PM »

Quote from: oldschoolrb on February 06, 2011, 08:42 PM

candles candles candles ! every time .......

thats a bit extreme setting fire to the duvet $:-\$

oldschoolrb · « **Reply #17 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:16 PM »

yeah but it all about the thought that counts ,,,

rick1970 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:22 PM »

at your comments ,been lay on bed for past 3hrs hiding ring stains

then it came to me,replace lightbulb with a duff so when the wife goes bed she won't see them.and when she goes work in morning as I'm on afternoons I whizz down dunelm and buy new set,job done wot ur think cunning plan or what??

58 delray · « **Reply #19 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:30 PM »

good plan, but why have you got duff bulbs in the house ? mine go in the bin

rick1970 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:42 PM »

did I not mention it I collect duff bulbs you will be amazed wot they sell for on the bay

then again I may try and be a man and confess and then replace cover

58 delray · « **Reply #21 on:** February 06, 2011, 09:50 PM »

just asked my wife what she would do if it was me in your shoes, her reply is not printable

oldschoolrb · « **Reply #22 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:08 PM »

58 , blow up dolls dont count ! with that open mouthed look on the there face ,,,,,,,

the_wheelie_king · « **Reply #23 on:** February 06, 2011, 10:15 PM »

Been there done that. Here's what you do:

Take duvet cover off - scrub a big blob of Swarfega into the stain with a toothbrush for a good five minutes - leave overnight - then longest cycle 60 wash the next morning.

Job done

jT Racing · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2011, 07:30 AM »

If it really does upset her, just appologise and replace.

Author Topic: wifes going to kill me!! (Read 2111 times)

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