Author Topic: Great patter (Read 5329 times)

ORB · « **Reply #25 on:** October 04, 2005, 12:20 PM »

Dog for sale

cactus · « **Reply #26 on:** October 04, 2005, 02:12 PM »

Just because im parinoid doesn't mean they're not out to get me :o

Rombloke · « **Reply #27 on:** October 04, 2005, 03:25 PM »

the doctor said i was shcizophrenic, but im in two minds about it

Dave

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #28 on:** November 01, 2005, 11:19 AM »

Oh i see we are using said "quote thing" i,ll pat myself on the back then $:-\$ well donre there nana lad

See im not as daft as im stupid looking

that's another quote for ye

lazychubs · « **Reply #29 on:** November 01, 2005, 11:33 AM »

dont you mean

im not as green as im cabbage looking

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #30 on:** November 01, 2005, 11:35 AM »

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO Thats down sarf patter not very funny really

Kelly · « **Reply #31 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:30 PM »

"just because you feel it, doesnt mean its there"

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #32 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:33 PM »

W.T.F must be a missing limb thing then

kusam · « **Reply #33 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:34 PM »

or a 6 pack

showtime · « **Reply #34 on:** November 01, 2005, 10:44 PM »

Nostalgia aint what it used to be!

i'm suffering from Deja Vu & Amnesia both at the same time! hold on i think i've forgotten this before

don't wipe your ass on a broken bottle!

i'll see you alright

then mutter under your breath when i get me glasses

Radrider · « **Reply #35 on:** November 06, 2005, 05:14 PM »

What goes around comes around

Rombloke · « **Reply #36 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:00 PM »

stick that in your pipe and smoke it

Dave

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #37 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:07 PM »

Better the devil you know

Radrider · « **Reply #38 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:33 PM »

Let sleeping dogs Lie

Rombloke · « **Reply #39 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:34 PM »

knock ten bells of shite out of him

Dave

Radrider · « **Reply #40 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:38 PM »

How do u eat a Elephant ? One bite at a time

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #41 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:47 PM »

Man these posts are taking on a very dark element

two in the bush is worth one in the hand

billstup · « **Reply #42 on:** November 06, 2005, 06:50 PM »

Shit in your hat and punch it

Rombloke · « **Reply #43 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:43 PM »

Quote from: Rom Bloke on September 18, 2005, 05:19 PM

never cut the grass whilst wearing turn ups!!

shit in your hat and punch it!!

Dave

bill i had that one on page one...lol

Dave

Rombloke · « **Reply #44 on:** November 06, 2005, 07:45 PM »

never look at the sun with your eyes open

Dave

billstup · « **Reply #45 on:** November 06, 2005, 10:43 PM »

Quote from: Rom Bloke on November 06, 2005, 07:43 PM

Quote from: Rom Bloke on September 18, 2005, 05:19 PM
never cut the grass whilst wearing turn ups!!

shit in your hat and punch it!!

Dave

bill i had that one on page one...lol

Dave

Yeah, but it`s worth another outing

The-flying-banana · « **Reply #46 on:** November 07, 2005, 12:00 AM »

Just remembered this one

mechanics talk by the way

You could,nae put a nut in a monkies mouth

ORB · « **Reply #47 on:** November 07, 2005, 08:43 AM »

If the wind changes, you'll stay like that.

Rombloke · « **Reply #48 on:** November 07, 2005, 08:50 AM »

''i'll make you smile on the other side of your face!!''
another favourite of my mums was .....''do you want a good hiding??''

lol...like i was ever gonna turn around and say...''ooh, yes please''

Dave