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BMX General => BMX Chat => Topic started by: beard1973 on February 05, 2007, 09:30 AM
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Just dropped off one of the little numpties who came to my daughters 6 birthday party today, and lying in the driveway opposite was a PK Ripper (looptail)- complete with stickers and what looked like the original tyres...
Is it worth going back up and knocking on the door?
I thought! I'm having that fecker! So I reversed the Van up the drive and opened the back doors...
Just then this 15 year old kid came walking down the path, I panicked... so I grabbed the shovel from the back of my van and smashed his head in...
I grapped the Ripper and carefully placed her in the van...
Thats when all hell broke loose, I didn't realise that his Dad was in the garden and witnessed my shovel attack... he seemed a little upset...
So I ran him over.... twice...
Anyway back to the bike... Its now in my kitchen and needs a bit of clean up... whats it worth?
Beard
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you did the right thing mate :knuppel2: a ripper is allways worth a death or two :2funny: oh and i know you dont usual read cin city but you are in it part 4 in the lounge :daumenhoch:
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:4_17_5:
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:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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yeah but you didnt go in the house and rape the mum
what are you some sort of fooking homo or what :-* :-*
:LolLolLolLol:
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yeah but you didnt go in the house and rape the mum
what are you some sort of fooking homo or what :-* :-*
:LolLolLolLol:
Actually i did forget to mention I also threw her in the back of the Van.... ;)
Got her tied up in the shed... she can come out when she agree's to help me clean this Ripper!!
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Quote from beard :
Anyway back to the bike... Its now in my kitchen and needs a bit of clean up... whats it worth?
probally about 15 yrs, but your lucky all the prisons all full at the moment so if you would like to go away and commit this crime again sometime in the future then the prison system might be able to accomadate you then ;)
good find :LolLolLolLol:
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:LolLolLolLol: @ this thread :daumenhoch:
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is this a joke or have you actually got the bike .
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is this a joke or have you actually got the bike .
He's being a very naughty boy. ;)
http://www.radbmx.co.uk/forum/index.php'topic=28308.0
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:LolLolLolLol: beard
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beard you know that's a crime don't you? :police: :police: :2funny:
your giving wakey a bad image :coolsmiley:
priv
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lol :D ;D
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Go to the back of the class , this is in bad taste :LolLolLolLol:
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did you get their wallets and phones? ::)
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was there a voice in your head saying HI- JACK THE RIPPER?
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Hope you pissed in kettle before ya left, coppers like a brew while they take a statement :LolLolLolLol:
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they are not called RIPPER for nothing. at least they can have open coffins.
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Beard, you are a lying sack of sh!te.
We all know that you twatted the mum, and now have the dad tied up ready to bugger him senseless whether he helps with the bike or not...sicko! :bondage:
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:LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol: :LolLolLolLol:
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Beard, you are a lying sack of sh!te.
We all know that you twatted the mum, and now have the dad tied up ready to bugger him senseless whether he helps with the bike or not...sicko! :bondage:
MESSAGE TO RAD MEMBERS..
Coming on this forum is like therapy to DaveMac... It helps him release some of his anger and his deep rooted sexual fantasies...
I apologise on behalf of www.burnerworld.co.uk for this outburst, DaveMac is under the treatment of a sexual therapist [though he has tried to bugger him as well] and hopefully he will be normal soon.
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Shamless plug there Dave.
;)
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get painted up like an extra burner and whack a set of simplex mags on it , that should put the pigs right off the scent
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We want PICS !!
Of the corpse - not the boring ripper !! 10 a penny !! give ya fiver for it !! ;)
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